Game Thread: Super Bowl LIX: Chefs vs Elgses

[Black Adam]

Now ask yourself why

Oooo, can I answer that one...?

 

[Ojb81]

This game is over. Sorry, chiefs fans.

 

[PIBuckeye]

As you should.

You smell like Maxi Pads and shame.

You can go fuck your mom too

Sheesh. Board is full of assholes

 

[LeroyOU12]

WAIT that is Erin Andrews? In the gold stuff? God Jesus, what did she do to her face?

a shark sat on her face during halftime.

 

[Iggloo]

Mahomes is being dominated!

 

[BeaReylo]

 

[broncosmitty]

Now ask yourself why

 

[PIBuckeye]

Now ask yourself why

No reason

Lot of butt hurt pussies….

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

My goodness.
Mahomes is sacked twice already in the opening minutes of the 2nd half.

Not a good start, KC.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

This game is over. Sorry, chiefs fans.

It was really over at halftime, but this stop by the Eagles in the opening 2nd half drive is the nail in the coffin.

 

[raoul]

another sack

more vcash bitches!
Eagles scored me most of it! LOL

KC's pass protection hasn't been as good this year. I thought it would doom them in the playoffs.

 

[broncosmitty]

You can go fuck your mom too

Sheesh. Board is full of assholes

Shut it stinkbomb.

 

[Clayton]

Is this what it looks like when ai makes all the commercials

 

[msgkings322]

You can go fuck your mom too

Sheesh. Board is full of assholes

It really is. Don't blame you at all for leaving.

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[Black Adam]

This game is over. Sorry, chiefs fans.

Is what it is...

Pretty much a case of back to the drawing board. But hey, it was a good run. And I'm hoping we do what we did after we got stomped by the Bucs and learn from this...

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

As you should.

You smell like Maxi Pads and shame.

I just laughed out loud with the eagles winning the Superbowl in a blow out. Well done sir, well done.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Special team or Defensive TD - Winner
Longest TD over 39.5 yds - Winner
Total turnovers 2.5 - Winner
Total Sacks 5.5 - 4 so far
2 pt conversion attempted - no so far
4th down conversions 2.5 - could be my loss here
KC for the win (both sites) - kicks some of my winnings to the refs
Length of Nat Anth 120.5 sec. - Might have missed understood this one. Was thinking min twenty
color of Gatorade poured on coach - yellow/green
Kelce gets more than one TD (9/1 odds) - not looking good until my refs kick in.

Jeebus, for what? What stat am I missing?

All winners so far for me!

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

What the record for sacks in a Superbowl? I'm assuming it was TB in 2002?

7 I believe... Rams, Broncos, and Bears.

Rams also tied a playoff game this year for most sacks (9). So the Eagles aren't too far off. And the Chiefs have to pass at this point. Could very easily get 8+.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

MVP: Vic Fangio

Ok, was kidding about Vic, altho he seriously should get a game ball.
But if I'm to pick an early MVP, it's Josh Sweat.