Game Thread: Super Bowl LIX: Chefs vs Elgses

[Think McFly Think]

I said Chiefs 31-28 in OT on the who wins thread, I’ll stick with that.

Should be a good game.

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Black Adam]

I said Chiefs 31-28 in OT on the who wins thread, I’ll stick with that.

Should be a good game.

We'll see how it goes, but I'm psyched for this one. Already ready with grub, snacks and company list lol...

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Anointed One]

Thanks for getting the thread started - is there any way to edit the thread title to spell the team names correctly? The misspelling isn‘t good. But thanks for getting the game thread started almost 24 hours in advance!

My type A was kicking in, too

 

[Anointed One]

Eagles 27
Chiefs 20

 

[Think McFly Think]

Dusting this one off:


This antique meme brought to you by boredom.

 

[Clayton]

According to ELO, Eagles have a 59% chance of beating the Chiefs. If the Chiefs didn't have the sustained success going their way they'd probably be 3 or 4 point underdogs.

I think this is going to be a shootout. I dont think McDuffie can cover AJ Brown 1 on 1 which means he'll probably take away Smith and the Chiefs might have to leave Brown one on one with Watson or double. Eagles QB sneak is a broken ass money play. Both RTs in this game get away with early movement. Mahomes is Mahomes. Dont think Eagles are equipped to shut down Kelce and the Chiefs passing attack but they are the #1 defense so history might say Im wrong.

On the defensive side, I think both oline have a hole in it that they didnt have two years ago. This is likely where the game gets decided. Chris Jones and Jalen Carter. I think its a coin flip. Chiefs generally win the coin flip games. I get why we're favored. Win or lose I'm proud of the Chiefs for getting to the point of almost having a 3 peat. There are so many forces in football that prevent that kind of sustained success.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

According to ELO, Eagles have a 59% chance of beating the Chiefs. If the Chiefs didn't have the sustained success going their way they'd probably be 3 or 4 point underdogs.

I think this is going to be a shootout. I dont think McDuffie can cover AJ Brown 1 on 1 which means he'll probably take away Smith and the Chiefs might have to leave Brown one on one with Watson or double. Eagles QB sneak is a broken ass money play. Both RTs in this game get away with early movement. Mahomes is Mahomes. Dont think Eagles are equipped to shut down Kelce and the Chiefs passing attack but they are the #1 defense so history might say Im wrong.

On the defensive side, I think both oline have a hole in it that they didnt have two years ago. This is likely where the game gets decided. Chris Jones and Jalen Carter. I think its a coin flip. Chiefs generally win the coin flip games. I get why we're favored. Win or lose I'm proud of the Chiefs for getting to the point of almost having a 3 peat. There are so many forces in football that prevent that kind of sustained success.

Pfft, oh Clayton

You and your stories!

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

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y'know DJ... I don't know who, and I don't want to know... but someone, somewhere, is fapping to this... because it is the Internet... I hope it's not you, you sick fuck!

 

[Black Adam]

y'know DJ... I don't know who, and I don't want to know... but someone, somewhere, is fapping to this... because it is the Internet... I hope it's not you, you sick fuck!

Anyone whacking their beef sticks to that may need a bit of therapy...

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Anyone whacking their beef sticks to that may need a bit of therapy...

Totally....

*unzips pants*

WHAT WHAT!? I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!? JESUS!

 

[DJ Fieri]

y'know DJ... I don't know who, and I don't want to know... but someone, somewhere, is fapping to this... because it is the Internet... I hope it's not you, you sick fuck!

I ain't into white trash.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

I ain't into white trash.

 

[Black Adam]

I ain't into white trash.

Why'd you post that anyways...?

 

[Dude]

So the big day is finally here. Would have loved to see a Bills or Bengals against Lions SB, but I’ll take it. I guess the best teams finally made it to the big dance, so good luck to both teams and cheers to a good game! And to as few TS sightings as possible, hopefully none.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Why'd you post that anyways...?

SB related since that is Kelce's woman.

 

[Iggloo]

Who wants to see this bitch cry on national television?

 

[Black Adam]

So the big day is finally here. Would have loved to see a Bills or Bengals against Lions SB, but I’ll take it. I guess the best teams finally made it to the big dance, so good luck to both teams and cheers to a good game! And to as few TS sightings as possible, hopefully none.

And Trump...

 

[Dude]

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Is that a baby Mahomes in her arms?