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Kreton

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Well. We hired Caldwell. Certainly not my choice. or my 2nd choice, or my 3rd choice. or......anyhow. Caldwell is our coach and as many of you know I look for the positives.

First and foremost he was groomed by Dungy. He worked with Dungy in Tampa, and was with him his entire tenure in Indy.

Took Indy to the Superbowl.

Has took part in 3 Superbowls.

Improved Ravens offense and helped get them to the Superbowl after a terrible start.

Did not lose to Ohio State as a college HC.

Seems to always build high powered passing offenses. At Wake Forest, Indy, and Baltimore they all were pass first teams and usually with success. (rushing is a different story)

Has a mustache.

He was the most prepared interviewee that I heard about.

Seems to have a plan for Stafford.

Plan might be throw to CJ and pray.

Has a wife.

He is 58 years old which we all know is a good luck number for the Lions.

I'm running out of things to say.
 

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I actually have something to add here. He coached under Tom Moore at Indy. Moore was not only Indy's OC with Manning, he was our Lions OC in 1995 (actually 1994-1996) when the team set offensive records running his rhythm offense. I hated Scott Mitchell, but I loved that offense. Maybe, just maybe, Caldwell didn't have free reign over the Ravens offense, and now that he does, he'll run Tom Moore's offense.
 

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Is surely having a top 3 pick in the 2015 draft a positive?
 

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At least Caldwell won't be embarrassing the Lions both during and after the game.
 

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At least Caldwell won't be embarrassing the Lions both during and after the game.

After each win he'll mope across the field, letting the wire from his head set get pulled until it casually falls to the ground and softly lands in the grass.
 

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Somebody was talking about the positives......I only see one positive from this trainwreck and that after week 6 I won't be wasting 3 hours on sunday watching the ineptness of the Front Office trickle down to the product on the field......That's all I'm giving the Lions this year is 6 weeks.......Peyton Manning himself could jump ship from Denver and play for Detroit for free and it wouldn't be enough.
 

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Somebody was talking about the positives......I only see one positive from this trainwreck and that after week 6 I won't be wasting 3 hours on sunday watching the ineptness of the Front Office trickle down to the product on the field......That's all I'm giving the Lions this year is 6 weeks.......Peyton Manning himself could jump ship from Denver and play for Detroit for free and it wouldn't be enough.

Green thumbs up from me. This team can kiss my ass.
 

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Green thumbs up from me. This team can kiss my ass.

I was in the bank the other day and they wanted to see my drivers license. I just keep it in my back pocket so it's curved a bit. The gal picked it up and looked at it (more interested in the shape of it than what's written on it). I told her it was my buttprint. That if anyone ever accused me of having no ass, I had evidence to the contrary.
 

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Jim Caldwell has a swag profile picture.. I got nothing after that..
 

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Somebody was talking about the positives......I only see one positive from this trainwreck and that after week 6 I won't be wasting 3 hours on sunday watching the ineptness of the Front Office trickle down to the product on the field......That's all I'm giving the Lions this year is 6 weeks.......Peyton Manning himself could jump ship from Denver and play for Detroit for free and it wouldn't be enough.

You're slipping muzz. If you're going to stir the pot, you have to be less obvious about it. I mean, you go right to the thread named kool-aid, cornbread, and whatever. Complacency. That's what it is. I expected better of you.
 

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You're slipping muzz. If you're going to stir the pot, you have to be less obvious about it. I mean, you go right to the thread named kool-aid, cornbread, and whatever. Complacency. That's what it is. I expected better of you.


I posted a sweet video on another thread, I figured that would be enough to stir the pot....Granted it would work on this thread as well...But since I'm here, I'M REALIST!!!!!! AND THIS WAS A BAD HIRE!.....That should do until I come up with something better.
 

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Has a mustache.

matt-millen.jpg


Mustache = Leaders


Guy's name is also Jim

Jim%20Schwartz%20Upset.jpg
 

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Give the guy a chance before he's crucified.
 
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dont see how this is a bad hire yes granted his record in the past hasnt been the greatest and yes he went 2-14 with the colts but that team was built around manning and when he got hurt they literally had no one at all i mean orlovsky was the qb i believe a couple games and we all know how that went yes he wasnt the sexiest option most of us wanted whiz but can you remember back when gb hired mcarthy he wasnt their first pick either i dont believe and look what he has done not comparing the two coaches or nothing but damn guys we havent been good for decades lets give this guy a friken chance
 

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Not big on Kool Aid and Sunshine (figurative that is).

I do love me some cornbread though.
 

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What the Lions are not the favorites to win the Super Bowl?
 
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