Stupid News

[cheerupcharlie]

I expected that - but I really don't get it........

 

[Southieinnc]

Can somebody please tell me what is funny about the joke?
It's been a lot of years since I saw a mall directory. Last time I saw one it was a sign on a wall.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Can somebody please tell me what is funny about the joke?
It's been a lot of years since I saw a mall directory. Last time I saw one it was a sign on a wall.

Different directories throughout the mall. How does the sign always know where we are?

She's pretty...pretty fucking dumb.
A carpenters dream, dumb as a board and easy to screw.

 

[nefansince75]

Can somebody please tell me what is funny about the joke?
It's been a lot of years since I saw a mall directory. Last time I saw one it was a sign on a wall.

The directory uses a starting point of "here" so you know where everything is relative to your current location. It's funny (or not funny) because the directory knows where you are because you are either standing in front of it or not there reading it.

 

[Southieinnc]

Different directories throughout the mall. How does the sign always know where we are?

She's pretty...pretty fucking dumb.
A carpenters dream, dumb as a board and easy to screw.

Still not funny. Not over my head that she was stupid.

A guy having a beer at the bar sees news report where a girl jumps off a building.
10 minutes later a blonde walks in and sees a news report again showing the girl on top of the building.
He bets the blonde $50 that she jumps. Blonde agrees to the bet.
When the girl jumps off the, guy admits to her that he had already seen the news
The blonde says so did I but I didn't think she'd do it again!
He took the $50.....

 

[BigKen]

Still not funny. Not over my head that she was stupid.

Imagine yourself with a girl.

Imagine walking up to one of those directories,

Imagine seeing that little red dot that states "You Are Here"

Imagine what you'd think if that girl points at the dot and asks you, "How does that know we're here?"

Did she think that the dot magically appeared because she was standing in that exact spot? Did she think if she moved, the dot would move? Or maybe the dot would say "You WERE here?"

 

[Southieinnc]

Patriots Injuries: Here's Encouraging Update On Pierre Strong

Here's a positive update on New England Patriots running back Pierre Strong, who's been sidelined since the preseason opener.

nesn.com

 

[BigKen]

Commanders 29 Ravens 28.

Believe it or not, the Commanders broke the Ravens' record 24 straight preseason wins.

As has been said in this forum, The Preseason does not equal Super Bowl wins or appearances.

 

[nefansince75]

Commanders 29 Ravens 28.

Believe it or not, the Commanders broke the Ravens' record 24 straight preseason wins.

As has been said in this forum, The Preseason does not equal Super Bowl wins or appearances.

In other news, The Harlem Globetrotters have kept their winning streak alive against the Washington Generals

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Wild Card Grid-Iron on TikTok

Julian Edelman Shares Randy Moss Memories (via @New Heights) #nfl #nflfootball #nflcontent #nfltiktok #randymoss #newenglandpatriots #julianedelman #nflfunny #wildcardgridiron

www.tiktok.com

Very funny

 

[BigKen]

Just saw an article on NFL.com grading all of the division strengths.

#1 AFC North. Bengals, Browns, Ravens, Steelers.

#2. AFC. East Bills, Jets, Patriots, Dolphins

I won't go into the remainder.

I think I have to agree. Thoughts??

 

[nefansince75]

Just saw an article on NFL.com grading all of the division strengths.

#1 AFC North. Bengals, Browns, Ravens, Steelers.

#2. AFC. East Bills, Jets, Patriots, Dolphins

I won't go into the remainder.

I think I have to agree. Thoughts??

This is just a guess, but my thoughts are the standings around the turn of the year will probably matter more than someone grading teams based on roster names.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Just saw an article on NFL.com grading all of the division strengths.

#1 AFC North. Bengals, Browns, Ravens, Steelers.

#2. AFC. East Bills, Jets, Patriots, Dolphins

I won't go into the remainder.

I think I have to agree. Thoughts??

I think that is pretty legit IMO.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

This is just a guess, but my thoughts are the standings around the turn of the year will probably matter more than someone grading teams based on roster names.

I think that is pretty legit IMO.

 

[BigKen]

I think that is pretty legit IMO.

And I agree. You always have to wonder whether or not the person writing the article has favorite teams or players or has six guys in a division on his fantasy football team?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

And I agree. You always have to wonder whether or not the person writing the article has favorite teams or players or has six guys in a division on his fantasy football team?

And of course are paid for clicks.

 

[BigKen]

Funny, but not funny

Actor Kevin Hart ends up in wheelchair after racing former Patriots RB

This story is crazy. Get well soon, Kevin!

patriotswire.usatoday.com

 

[Southieinnc]

Sign her now!

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Sign her now!

Wow, she didn't even have to flex to throw the ho.

 

[BigKen]

Wow, she didn't even have to flex to throw the ho.

Her phone never left her ear either.