Second cup of Coffee Talk

[jstewismybastardson]

Can we change the title of this thread back? Coffee makes me thing good thoughts, covfefe (while initially amusing) makes me think of the dumbass in chief.

Not a big deal, just a request.

I did my best to make you think Jacksonville-strippers-slipping-on-the-diarrhea-that-has-run-down-their-legs-and-off-their-clear-heels-onto-the-dance-floor when you heard covfefe but alas i have seemed to fail

 

[Comeds]

I did my best to make you think Jacksonville-strippers-slipping-on-the-diarrhea-that-has-run-down-their-legs-and-off-their-clear-heels-onto-the-dance-floor when you heard covfefe but alas i have seemed to fail

Good thoughts, good times. Please let there be security cam footage that is leaked.

 

[Darkstone42]

Good thoughts, good times. Please let there be security cam footage that is leaked.

Are you sure "leaked" was the best word choice here?

 

[RobBase]

 

[Comeds]

Are you sure "leaked" was the best word choice here?

This might say too much about me but I used that inadvertently then sat at my desk laughing after I noticed it. I have to compose myself so I can tell the couple across from me that the tests show she cannot have kids.

 

[Darkstone42]

This might say too much about me but I used that inadvertently then sat at my desk laughing after I noticed it. I have to compose myself so I can tell the couple across from me that the tests show she cannot have kids.

Oh man, I was not expecting that twist.

 

[RobBase]

This might say too much about me but I used that inadvertently then sat at my desk laughing after I noticed it. I have to compose myself so I can tell the couple across from me that the tests show she cannot have kids.

Awful news.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

surprised Trump hasnt negotiated a cut

 

[dash]

I can't stand her, Seinfeld is right, she is the worst.

 

[forty_three]

Save coal jobs? Check!

Now lets get those Asbestos manufacturing plants fired back up! And there are typewriter repairmen who have been out of work for a long time!


Make America 1910 Again!

 

[RobBase]

Save coal jobs? Check!

Now lets get those Asbestos manufacturing plants fired back up! And there are typewriter repairmen who have been out of work for a long time!


Make America 1910 Again!

Are you still going with the doom and gloom "we're all fucked" angle?

 

[RobBase]

I can't stand her, Seinfeld is right, she is the worst.

Celebs are bad, but the comedians are the worst. Sara Silverman, Colbert now Kathy Griffin. I used to work the door at two comedy clubs. These folks do more drugs than you can imagine, and tend to live dark lives. They're a special group of people.

 

[Darkstone42]

Save coal jobs? Check!

Now lets get those Asbestos manufacturing plants fired back up! And there are typewriter repairmen who have been out of work for a long time!


Make America 1910 Again!

I'm glad my cathode ray tube business can finally get off the ground.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Celebs are bad, but the comedians are the worst. Sara Silverman, Colbert now Kathy Griffin. I used to work the door at two comedy clubs. These folks do more drugs than you can imagine, and tend to live dark lives. They're a special group of people.

Funny?

 

[forty_three]

 

[dare2be]

Pittsburgh mayor fires back at Trump: My city will follow Paris agreement

 

[dash]

"We want fair treatment," Trump said. "We don't want other countries and other leaders to laugh at us anymore."

Well, quitting Twitter would be a start.

 

[Comeds]

Celebs are bad, but the comedians are the worst. Sara Silverman, Colbert now Kathy Griffin. I used to work the door at two comedy clubs. These folks do more drugs than you can imagine, and tend to live dark lives. They're a special group of people.

Neat. You working a comedy club door is like a eunuch working at a brothel.

 

[Comeds]

This might say too much about me but I used that inadvertently then sat at my desk laughing after I noticed it. I have to compose myself so I can tell the couple across from me that the tests show she cannot have kids.

My Q - rating is taking a hit for this. Sorry.

 

[jstewismybastardson]