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jstewismybastardson

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  • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
  • Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
  • Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
  • Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
  • Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
  • Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
  • Be happy to see him.
  • Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
  • Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
  • Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
  • Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
  • Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
  • Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
  • Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
  • Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
  • A good wife always knows her place.
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keep your sick kids out of Jacksonville strip clubs too :thumb:

 

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First off. Urban dictionary is HAVING A FIELD DAY with trump's new word.

I'm suprised about the national media covfefe of Clark decision and the NDP and Green announcement. There acting like Havealluah
 

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Trump has a knack of bringing this on himself :D

Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Covfefe
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Covfefe
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Covfefe
 

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keep your sick kids out of Jacksonville strip clubs too :thumb:

Usually you have to go to a state fair to get and see rampant diarrhea. Now you can get it and see it at pools and strip clubs. This is going to be one crazy summer!
 

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Usually you have to go to a state fair to get and see rampant diarrhea. Now you can get it and see it at pools and strip clubs. This is going to be one crazy summer!

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He really can't help himself, can he?

I wonder if the only thing on his job description was "Never give the impression that the President isn't fully in control."
 

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It was obviously mean to read cuckfefe. If the liberal media can't figure that out it's not the POTUS's problem. The problem obviously lies in their own cuckfefe-ness.
 

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Usually you have to go to a state fair to get and see rampant diarrhea. Now you can get it and see it at pools and strip clubs. This is going to be one crazy summer!

We aaaaahaaahre with you, Cooooomeds.

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