Second cup of Coffee Talk

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Not good.

90 dead in Kabul bombing that caused 'significant' damage to Canada's embassy building

 

[moxie]

I am wondering if maybe we should change the thread title to "Second cup of covfefe talk"?

Done

Excellent work on the thread title change, gentlemen. Ya got me when i saw it, then looked at the date it was created.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What the fuck???!!!!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE: Karla Homolka occasionally volunteers at Montreal elementary school - CityNews

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Excellent work on the thread title change, gentlemen. Ya got me when i saw it, then looked at the date it was created.

Just noticed that, myself...well done

 

[elocomotive]

The #fearlessgirl statue in New York staring down the iconic bull statue seemed like a well executed and well thought out statement on gender equity.

So another artist thought... 'what if I make a statue of a dog pissing on that girl?' And instead of then thinking, 'no, that's dumb, it's not a commensurate response and doesn't even make much sense,' he just went ahead and did it.

Article

 

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• Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
• Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
• Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
• Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
• Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
• Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
• Be happy to see him.
• Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
• Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
• Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
• Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
• Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
• Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
• Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
• Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
• A good wife always knows her place.

 

[elocomotive]

• Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
• Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
• Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
• Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
• Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
• Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
• Be happy to see him.
• Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
• Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
• Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
• Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
• Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
• Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
• Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
• Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
• A good wife always knows her place.

Wow. Western Canada is not nearly as progressive as I had been led to believe.

 

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Wow. Western Canada is not nearly as progressive as I had been led to believe.

lol - The above was dug out of Housekeeping Monthly - May 13, 1955

 

[elocomotive]

lol - The above was dug out of Housekeeping Monthly - May 13, 1955

 

[elocomotive]

I caught covfefe, not from the Ukrainian masseuse my physical therapy entitles me to see, but rather from a strip club I went to. Strangest thing - one minute I was watching the girls dance. The next a foul smelling brown liquid* splashed me. I kind of lost interest in the show, after I finished my beer and the next one I went home. Next morning the covfefe hit.

*not a Kentucky Hot Brown

This sentence had me dying laughing.

Sorry to hear about your condition, I hope you have good health covfefe.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Wow. Western Canada is not nearly as progressive as I had been led to believe.

WHATEVER SNOWFLAKE!!

We know the real world where men are men and cucks are you. Take your libtard, mainstream media agenda back to your gender neutral, gluten-free washrooms.

I need a drink from my woman when I get home from my kla... from work. If you can't see how that's just the right way to do things I'll just have to load a large magazine of red pills into one of my many assault rifles and unload those bad boys into your trans-loser corn shoot!! AT 10 rounds per second as IS MY RIGHT!!

 

[elocomotive]

WHATEVER SNOWFLAKE!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

WHATEVER SNOWFLAKE!!

We know the real world where men are men and cucks are you. Take your libtard, mainstream media agenda back to your gender neutral, gluten-free washrooms.

I need a drink from my woman when I get home from my kla... from work. If you can't see how that's just the right way to do things I'll just have to load a large magazine of red pills into one of my many assault rifles and unload those bad boys into your trans-loser corn shoot!! AT 10 rounds per second as IS MY RIGHT!!

dont want to turn this into an echo chamber but i echo your sentiments

/i almost typed eloco chamber ... now thats scurry!

 

[elocomotive]

/i almost typed eloco chamber ... now thats scurry!

I'm trapped inside it everyday. It's terrifying.

 

[scoutyjones2]

dont want to turn this into an echo chamber but i echo your sentiments

/i almost typed eloco chamber ... now thats scurry!

Drink some orange juice, that will prevent scurry.

 

[Darkstone42]

The new thread title brings me so much joy.

 

[sbb122]

Drink some orange juice, that will prevent scurry.

On October 29, 1992, responding to a call from a neighbor, the Washoe County, Nevada Sheriff's Department found Scurry outside his home complaining that snakes were in his home, crawling on him and biting him. He became violent and stopped breathing when deputies attempted to put handcuffs and leg restraints on him. He was taken to Washoe Medical Center, and remained on life-support systems until his death a week later.

 

[forty_three]

What the fuck???!!!!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE: Karla Homolka occasionally volunteers at Montreal elementary school - CityNews

Allow me to re-iterate; WHAT THE FUCK?

I'm trapped inside it everyday. It's terrifying.

Must...


resist....





I think I sprained my covfefe

 

[Darkstone42]

What the fuck???!!!!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE: Karla Homolka occasionally volunteers at Montreal elementary school - CityNews

If I'm being my most generous, this seems ill-advised.