Second cup of Coffee Talk

[Groo]

How many rainbows or bullsh*ts did you get?

Sorry had to go back and look.
2 funny's

 

[Groo]

^ I should have mentioned it also spurred several responses.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Apparent terrorist attack in Stockholm:

LIVE: 'Sweden has been attacked': Prime Minister Stefan Löfven

Time for the sign again.

 

[dash]

I'm thinking Sean wishes he would have put 'Obama' somewhere in this tweet.

 

[dash]

Apparent terrorist attack in Stockholm:

LIVE: 'Sweden has been attacked': Prime Minister Stefan Löfven

Time for the sign again.

This one?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

This one?

That's the one.

Motherfuckers it sucks when you're getting alerts on your phone from dozens of friends checking in as safe on Facebook.

Mind you, it's good that they're safe. It sucks that they even need to use it.

 

[forty_three]

This thread (hockey) is dominated by Canadians,

And those of us who identify as Canadian.

"Da da Kanada, nyet nyet Soviet" all the way.

My avatar disagrees with you, comrade.

^ I should have mentioned it also spurred several responses.

Was there much foaming at the mouth?

This one?

I should just get that thing tattooe'd on my chest.

I'm thinking Sean wishes he would have put 'Obama' somewhere in this tweet.

It's like that scene in Field Of Dreams when the asshole brother asks "When did all these baseball players get here?"

BUT IT'S TOO LATE FUCKNUTS

 

[Groo]

And those of us who identify as Canadian.



My avatar disagrees with you, comrade.



Was there much foaming at the mouth?



I should just get that thing tattooe'd on my chest.



It's like that scene in Field Of Dreams when the asshole brother asks "When did all these baseball players get here?"

BUT IT'S TOO LATE FUCKNUTS

The irony wasn't lost on those with at least two functioning brain cells.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Scotland could leave the UK, and join Canada instead, says author - BBC News

And they will get an NHL team before Seattle.

Brings me back to one of my favourite jokes.

What's the best thing to come out of England??




The road to Scotland.

 

[forty_three]

That's the one.

Motherfuckers it sucks when you're getting alerts on your phone from dozens of friends checking in as safe on Facebook.

Mind you, it's good that they're safe. It sucks that they even need to use it.

Yeah, my cousin was in London on the day of the Westminster attack. I get it.


She was all the way over in Picadilly Circus, shopping. She was in Westminster the day before.

 

[forty_three]

Brings me back to one of my favourite jokes.

What's the best thing to come out of England??




The road to Scotland.

Why aren't the Scots worried about Global Warming?


Because they get to sit in the highlands and watch the English drown.

 

[dash]

The Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, issued the following statement today on U.S. strikes in Syria:

“Canada fully supports the United States’ limited and focused action to degrade the Assad regime’s ability to launch chemical weapons attacks against innocent civilians, including many children. President Assad’s use of chemical weapons and the crimes the Syrian regime has committed against its own people cannot be ignored. These gruesome attacks cannot be permitted to continue with impunity.

“This week’s attack in southern Idlib and the suffering of Syrians is a war crime and is unacceptable. Canada condemns all uses of chemical weapons.

“Canada will continue to support diplomatic efforts to resolve the crisis in Syria.”

 

[forty_three]

 

[BGDave]

Soooo, Iran is next up?

 

[BGDave]

I am sorry but every time I hear or say Iran, all I can think of is

 

[dash]

I am sorry but every time I hear or say Iran, all I can think of is

a flock of seagulls?

 

[forty_three]

The government is demanding to know who this Trump critic is. Twitter is suing to keep it a secret.

*golf clap* for Twitter.

 

[forty_three]

Well, if this doesn't illustrate a problem perfectly....

FUCK YOUR RIGHTS! WE NEED MONEY!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Well, if this doesn't illustrate a problem perfectly....

FUCK YOUR RIGHTS! WE NEED MONEY!

I mean, you could always pay for the content?

Not saying that to be a dick or anything, and I understand where you're coming from, but if they can't benefit from advertising any way they can and they can't charge you for their content, eventually they'll just stop producing content and pretty soon all we'll be left with as a news source is Fox News, CNN and MSNBC.

 

[forty_three]

I mean, you could always pay for the content?

No.

Why would I pay them when there were 215 pages of google hits for my search term? If they want to make money they should stop paying Google to promote their content and then shakedown visitors for pennies once they show up.

Trust is earned.