Rock's gone to Maine, Tabascojet sucks at thread starting

[RedSoxWorrld]

Castle Rock

Pennywise?

 

[Brocktagon]

Pennywise?

assclown

 

[Brocktagon]

It's a fucking message board either way...what's the goddamned difference?

As if reading "buster posey sucks" in your thread dedicated to deep throating buster posey and it ruins your day and forces you to puff up and utilze your e-powers to ban the offender?

Yeah.,..you're an embarrassment...

down's angry again. what a surprise.

 

[Down38st8]

King adds that Joba Chamberlain's trade stock is falling, and the Phillies "have questions about what is perceived as the reliever’s immaturity," King says. In addition, one team that was previously interested in Chamberlain told King that they don't plan to make an offer for him because it's believed that the Yankees could eventually release him.

"strength, honor....."

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

assclown

harold lauder

 

[Down38st8]

down's angry again. what a surprise.

Angry? No...mortified that such a person exists that would ban a message board poster for saying something mean spirited about their favorite baseball player.

Do you also wear Rangers underroos to bed?

On a messageboard with an ignore feature like this one has? It should never happen...

heck, one could argue that HD should've just ignored VP....probably would've been more effective...

:ss:

 

[molsaniceman]

Jetes back to vacation


Derek Jeter (quad) is not in the Yankees' lineup Friday.
Jeter had to leave his first game back Thursday after straining his quad. Yankees general manager Brian Cashman will have an announcement soon regarding Jeter's condition, which usually isn't a good sign.

 

[Down38st8]

Courtesy of MLBTR

The MLB season is around 56% over, and it's time for a fresh set of 2014 Free Agent Power Rankings prior to the July 31st trade deadline. Our previous installment was published June 4th. You can check out our full list of 2014 free agents here.

1. Robinson Cano. "Scott Boras, you over baby. Robinson Cano, you coming with me," raps Jay-Z about his lone baseball client on "Crown." Roc Nation Sports may only have one baseball client at present, but he happens to be the offseason's top free agent by a mile. Cano, 31 in October, sits at .299/.380/.537 with 21 home runs and 62 RBI through Wednesday.

2. Jacoby Ellsbury. Ellsbury, who is with Boras, is hitting .379/.439/.515 in 192 plate appearances since May 21st and has reclaimed the #2 spot. He's shown no ill effects from a recent minor wrist issue. If he stays relatively healthy, he may finish with 100 runs scored and his second career 60-steal season.

3. Shin-Soo Choo. Also a Boras client, Choo is second in the National League with a .418 OBP. It wasn't enough to get him his first All-Star nod, but he's in good shape for a sizeable four-year deal.

4. Brian McCann. McCann now has almost 200 plate appearances since returning from offseason shoulder surgery, and he's hitting a strong .294/.371/.518. I imagine he'll be seeking at least four years as well.

5. Matt Garza. Our first change since the last rankings, as Garza moves up a spot. He's now provided the Cubs with ten starts and 64 1/3 strong innings this year, and has the rest of the season to further solidify his health. A trade this month appears a near-certainty, meaning Garza will not be linked to draft pick compensation in the offseason. I consider Anibal Sanchez money (five years, $80MM) to be his ceiling.

6. Hiroki Kuroda. Kuroda recently experienced tightness in his hip flexor, but he only missed one start. He's third in the AL with a 2.77 ERA, and even at 39 next year he'll get big dollars on a short-term deal.

7. Carlos Beltran. Beltran doesn't have youth on his side either, but he seems past the injury issues of 2009-10. With a .309/.347/.534 line, 19 home runs, and 52 RBI, he'll start in the All-Star game.

8. Ervin Santana. A new entrant to this list, Santana is eighth in the AL with 123 innings and is making the Royals look smart for acquiring him (despite a rough outing today). I'm not convinced he's a different pitcher than what he was in Los Angeles, but he should be a popular mid-rotation free agent arm.

9. Josh Johnson. Since coming off the DL June 4th, Johnson has a 3.54 ERA, 9.1 K/9, 2.9 BB/9, and 1.11 HR/9 in seven starts. He should have at least a dozen more starts to continue bringing his stock back up after missing over a month with a triceps injury. The Blue Jays, currently eight games out in the wild card, can help his stock by trading him and removing the qualifying offer issue.

10. Nelson Cruz. Cruz is tied for fifth in the AL with 22 home runs, and has a shot at his first 40 home run season. Biogenesis is a looming issue, with a potential 50-game suspension likely to be served at the start of his next contract (if he is indeed suspended). I imagine his suitors would prefer to let that situation play out before determining what kind of contract to offer the 33-year-old slugger.

 

[Down38st8]

Jetes back to vacation


Derek Jeter (quad) is not in the Yankees' lineup Friday.
Jeter had to leave his first game back Thursday after straining his quad. Yankees general manager Brian Cashman will have an announcement soon regarding Jeter's condition, which usually isn't a good sign.

"60 day DL with lacerated labia"

 

[Down38st8]

Web site shit the bed again?

 

[b_lake]

Nope...Just a shitty Friday of posting...

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Nope...Just a shitty Friday of posting...

now that........you are qualified to speak of

 

[Rock Strongo]

maine trip cancelled due to overwhelming bitchiness. this whole thing is a clusterfuck.

 

[Down38st8]

maine trip cancelled due to overwhelming bitchiness. this whole thing is a clusterfuck.

"Hi, have you and the door met yet? Here let me show you to it. Allow me to point out the brand new locks, deadbolt and chain."

 

[Paul Fizzle]

maine trip cancelled due to overwhelming bitchiness. this whole thing is a clusterfuck.

You didn't miss much ... kinda a slow day on here

I posted another pic of Mrs. Fizzle .... that's about all I had to offer

 

[Down38st8]

You didn't miss much ... kinda a slow day on here

I posted another pic of Mrs. Fizzle .... that's about all I had to offer

When ones best is trumped by brittany spears, it was probably a day you should've just stayed in bed.

 

[Rock Strongo]

"Hi, have you and the door met yet? Here let me show you to it. Allow me to point out the brand new locks, deadbolt and chain."

i told her she HAS to get a 'real job...not a highschool job' or she has to go. she worked so little the past 2 weeks her checks are like $100...then she comes with her hand out. now she says 'fine. i use my money, you use yours.' i said 'thats food, butts, gas and...pot...right?'blank stare'i'll pay you for it'2 hours go by, she comes in the living room and says 'i need to be high if im gonna clean.'i put my hand out, asked for 5 bucks. now she 'owes me 5 bucks'

 

[Down38st8]

After missing the first 91 games of the season because of a broken ankle, Jeter was activated Thursday and went 1 for 4 with an RBI groundout as the designated hitter against Kansas City. He injured the leg in his third at-bat.

Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said Friday that an MRI showed a Grade 1 strain.

"We'll have to give it some time and see how he responds," Cashman said.

New York is off from Monday to Thursday for the All-Star break, so the Yankees will have a week to decide whether Jeter has to go back on the DL. After the break, they start a series at Boston on July 19.

Yep...called it....Lacerated Labia

 

[Rock Strongo]

You didn't miss much ... kinda a slow day on here

I posted another pic of Mrs. Fizzle .... that's about all I had to offer

damn, i missed it

 

[Paul Fizzle]

i told her she HAS to get a 'real job...not a highschool job' or she has to go. she worked so little the past 2 weeks her checks are like $100...then she comes with her hand out. now she says 'fine. i use my money, you use yours.' i said 'thats food, butts, gas and...pot...right?'blank stare'i'll pay you for it'2 hours go by, she comes in the living room and says 'i need to be high if im gonna clean.'i put my hand out, asked for 5 bucks. now she 'owes me 5 bucks'

At least your girl works

I get ZERO financial help ... matter of fact, my daughter makes more money then Jen because Lyssi has a paper route.

How about them apples?