Phillies 2021 season thread

[California Creme Puffs]

I would say that's in poor taste but its been over 50 years so my hands are tied

Come on dude... the first time I ever heard about Jack or Bobby getting shot, I was reading a freaking history textbook. If the Kennedy assassinations are off-limits then we should just ban comedy altogether. Shit, the next thing you'll be telling me is that I can't make jokes about Corky Thatcher

 

[California Creme Puffs]

@broncosmitty you seeing this shit? Apparently, I made a joke that was in "bad taste"

 

[Cedrique]

Come on dude... the first time I ever heard about Jack or Bobby getting shot, I was reading a freaking history textbook. If the Kennedy assassinations are off-limits then we should just ban comedy altogether. Shit, the next thing you'll be telling me is that I can't make jokes about Corky Thatcher

haha I hear ya. As you can see on my next post I was actually going to follow up with another Kennedy joke then quickly edited it myself.
The funny thing about that is I didn't do that because I decided the post was in bad taste--I did it because I wanted to save it for next time Kennedy pitches. That's how sick I am.......

 

[Cedrique]

Also I know this isn't the right board, but great job by the Eagles today. It's good to see them pacing themselves for the long season instead of worrying about winning every week. There's plenty of time left to get the 5-6 more wins they'll need to take down the NFC East.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Also I know this isn't the right board, but great job by the Eagles today. It's good to see them pacing themselves for the long season instead of worrying about winning every week. There's plenty of time left to get the 5-6 more wins they'll need to take down the NFC East.

Dude, you knew that the Eagles and Phillies couldn't both win today... The Eagles did the respectful thing given the relative importance of the games in this stage of their seasons

 

[Cedrique]

I have no doubt that Cutch is going yard tonight

 

[Cedrique]

MV friggin P

 

[California Creme Puffs]

MVP is doing his regular routine and Gibson strands a pair. Good start for the Phightins

 

[California Creme Puffs]

A-Rod has gotten better since I last listened to him. At least they don't have that freaking softball player in the booth anymore

 

[California Creme Puffs]

We're gonna time up one of these 70 MPH slurves at some point... and it's gonna go far

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Lol at them acting like the Mets are still in the playoff hunt this year. Saying that the 2021 Mets might still "pick things back up" and go on a run this year is like saying that your long, blonde-haired 20 year old skateboarder son who is still living at home with you might "pick things back up" and go back to taking classes at the local community college

 

[Cedrique]

Lol at them acting like the Mets are still in the playoff hunt this year. Saying that the 2021 Mets might still "pick things back up" and go on a run this year is like saying that your long, blonde-haired 20 year old skateboarder son who is still living at home with you might "pick things back up" and go back to taking classes at the local community college

Yeah the problem is the one team capable of completely folding to let them back in it is the team they never get to play--the Mets

 

[Cedrique]

Vierling=Gregg Jefferies 2.0

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Nice job Torreyes

 

[California Creme Puffs]

MVP!!!!!!!

Let's get some runs boys

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Diaz is going to fucking shit the bed!!!!!

 

[Cedrique]

Let's go Dubel

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Come on Freddy...

 

[Cedrique]

Yes!

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Get em tomorrow fellas