Phillies 2021 season thread

[Retroram52]

This last win kept us squarely in second place 2 games ahead of the Mutts and 5 games behind the Bitches who have won 9-straight. At this juncture, the Bitches are playing all too well for any consideration of the Dildoes catching the Bitches with about 40 games left. Unless the Bitches come into a rash of injuries and we decide yet again to play like the Phillies instead of the Dildoes, any belief that we will catch the Bitches is a fan fool's fantasy.

 

[jvett77]

Welcome to Fantasyland!

With 38 games left, if Phils (63-61) go
19-19:__82-80
24-15:__87-76
28-11:__91-72

With 38 games left, if Braves (68-56) go
19-19:__87-76
24-15:__91-72
28-11:__95-68

 

[Retroram52]

Spot on jvett. That is why your suggestion to start the rebuild is indeed the truth because we are going to have a miracle for the Dildoes to go anywhere in the post-season. This is why the Bitches have had a stranglehold on the division for nearly the last ten years. They know when and how to turn on the after-burners and they do it nearly every year while the Dildoes spank their collective monkeys and only wish or so they say. The lot of them are a bunch money-grubbing frauds!!

 

[Cedrique]

Great opportunity to gain ground tonight. All we need is the Braves to lose. And since the Phillies aren't playing they can't fuck it up.

 

[Cedrique]

Bitches lose! We're back in it. Fuck the rebuild. We're doing it now!

 

[Sparhawk]

I mean, it wasn't going to get any worse, right?

Right???????????????????????

 

[Retroram52]

It is pretty hard to get excited about the Dildoes catching the Bitches when they went 9-1 in the last ten and the Dildoes went 4-6.

 

[Cedrique]

I mean, it wasn't going to get any worse, right?

Right???????????????????????

I can't even tell what any of that even means. So they fired a bunch of guys then hired them back for different positions next year?

 

[Cedrique]

Could be a tough one. Rays are good.....

 

[California Creme Puffs]

McCutchen just fucking missed that one. Here comes strikeout in 3, 2, 1......

 

[California Creme Puffs]

I can't even tell what any of that even means. So they fired a bunch of guys then hired them back for different positions next year?

Lol, the tweet looks like it was worded by retroram

 

[Retroram52]

Dildoes are about to lose another one. Typical.

 

[jvett77]

I mean, it wasn't going to get any worse, right?

Right???????????????????????

Wasn't there a Phillies scout suspected or accused of voyeurism or exposing himself from his motel room overlooking the pool a decade or two ago? I always wondered what happened to the guy. Strange that I remember this incident.

 

[Cedrique]

Wasn't there a Phillies scout suspected or accused of voyeurism or exposing himself from his motel room overlooking the pool a decade or two ago? I always wondered what happened to the guy. Strange that I remember this incident.

I don't remember that one. But who among us hasn't gotten in trouble for exposing themselves on a hotel balcony?

 

[Cedrique]

oh shit. I think Louie C K might have hacked my account again

 

[jvett77]

The dildoes.

 

[Cedrique]

we're looking at one big, steaming pile of mediocrity

 

[Sparhawk]

Fire Brett Brown!!!!

 

[Cedrique]

Fire Brett Brown!!!!

And hire Larry Brown?

 

[Sparhawk]

And hire Larry Brown?