Phillies 2021 season thread

[Cedrique]

I saw this unfortunate game in person. Nola was dealing and in full control in the 4th and suddenly the sky opened up in a torrential down pore. An hour and a half later we had to watch Dildoes Hammer, Moore and then Lost Santos work their specialty on the mound. Soon Phils we’re behind 4-0 and so I left to see if I could make it home after four beers. Looks like LA had the pitching tonight so this game may have been tough to win anyway.

Yeah Scherzer is tough too. I like the chances better tonight. Price has been overrated for a long time now, imo

 

[Cedrique]

oh wow, I didn't realize Gibson was scratched. And now Realmuto is out. Maybe we can get a full rainout tonight.....

 

[Cedrique]

It's good to see Arrieta throwing batting practice for the Cubs tonight. Someone put that guy out of his misery

 

[Cedrique]

Wait a minute. Gibson is back. Was this the plan?

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Nice bat flip Odubel... he's lucky no one was hit or got a black eye from that thing

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Wait a minute. Gibson is back. Was this the plan?

It kind of reminds me of the Kapler days. 5-D chess type shit

 

[jvett77]

Wait a minute. Gibson is back. Was this the plan?

Rain was expected again tonight. So to prevent a repeat of last nights event where Nola's good performance was interrupted, they got smart and decided to reverse that event by letting the relievers start and letting Gibson come in after the rain delay. Bad idea. Relievers aced it to start, then Gibson put on his dildo hat, giving up 3 ER.

 

[jvett77]

Yea jvett. This is the kind of thing that just destroys big Mo especially with the Dildoes lurking. I hope Joe can rally the bats again as we face the Dodgers juggernaut again today.

Right, retro, dildoes love the rain. Bad luck. Looks like we'll have to rely on Suarez tomorrow afternoon to avoid the sweep.

 

[Cedrique]

Rain was expected again tonight. So to prevent a repeat of last nights event where Nola's good performance was interrupted, they got smart and decided to reverse that event by letting the relievers start and letting Gibson come in after the rain delay. Bad idea. Relievers aced it to start, then Gibson put on his dildo hat, giving up 3 ER.

yeah, I guess it doesn't matter what you do if you're only gonna score 2

 

[Cedrique]

Mickey looks like he needs another 5-7 years in the minors for "seasoning"

 

[northeastphillyguy]

The Braves are poised to make their run. Phillies can not field their line up with regulars.. Always two or three guys out. Braves will take this division.

 

[Cedrique]

The Braves are poised to make their run. Phillies can not field their line up with regulars.. Always two or three guys out. Braves will take this division.

Yeah I agree they look better on paper. They loaded up on power hitters before the deadline. We're gonna need some magic

 

[Sparhawk]

Yeah I agree they look better on paper. They loaded up on power hitters before the deadline. We're gonna need some magic

Remember, after these next few games with LAD/CIN, our schedule gets real easy.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

A win today could set the tone for the rest of the season. This is a BIG GAME! A must win in my opinion!

 

[Cedrique]

Remember, after these next few games with LAD/CIN, our schedule gets real easy.

yeah hopefully we can beat up on the Diamondbacks

 

[Cedrique]

I think there will be some bombs for both teams in this one

 

[Cedrique]

there's one!

 

[Cedrique]

Jankowski looks like he should be working as an attendant at a skate park

 

[Cedrique]

Don't get me wrong, he is not completely devoid of ambition. He has pondered maybe going back to school, maybe a junior college or something. But he's basically content with his station in life at this time.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Suarez is getting it done!