Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

The Bitches added yet another homer. We suck!!

 

[Retroram52]

Ass-whippin alert by the Bitches no less.

 

[Retroram52]

Merrifield, of all people, has two hits and Bohm one. All the other Dildoes are back at the hotel gettin' on the plane.

 

[Retroram52]

The Dildoes gave-up 4 home runs today. Just shit offense. Jackasses need to get on the damn plane and go home.

 

[Retroram52]

T. Phillips isn't doing too bad as a reliever.

 

[Retroram52]

Let's see if the Dildoes can get rid of the shut-out.

 

[Retroram52]

Nope. That game was over in the 2nd Inning. Go home ya flippin Dildoes. And our pitching staff is starting to be exposed by teams like the Bitches. We lost this miniseries. Just horrible offense and pitching was bad.

 

[python3]

Wheeler, Suarez, Hoffman, and Strahm are All-Stars

 

[Cedrique]

Wheeler, Suarez, Hoffman, and Strahm are All-Stars

That's a lot of representation.

 

[Cedrique]

MSN

www.msn.com

Where do these dumbasses come from? They are 9 games up with 3 of their starters injured and this clown is looking for people to "blame". What a garbage "fan".

 

[eaglesnut]

MSN

www.msn.com

Where do these dumbasses come from? They are 9 games up with 3 of their starters injured and this clown is looking for people to "blame". What a garbage "fan".

Zach Pressnell

The latest posts from Zach Pressnell, author at FanSided.com.

fansided.com

Not a phillies fan. Not a journalist. He writes meaningless drivel mostly about imaginary trades. I found this out in less than 19 seconds googling his name. Saving me time by ignoring anything else he ever writes.

 

[Retroram52]

There are a bunch of young writers out there hired just to write meaningless bullshit and stir-the-pot. Many of them don't have a clue of the reality of the situation and many of them don't know much past a briefing sheet handed to them by some equally young and stupid researcher who also doesn't know reality. They just parrot google searches or whatever. Facebook is full of them in their fact-checker department.

 

[python3]

I'm not too enthralled about letting Dahl go

Phillies activate Harper, Schwarber off 10-day IL

The Philadelphia Phillies have reinstated first baseman Bryce Harper and designated hitter Kyle Schwarber from the 10-day injured list and could have both key players when they face the Los Angeles Dodgers in a matchup of division leaders on Tuesday.

www.espn.com

 

[Retroram52]

Dahl and Clemens both go back from whence they came.

 

[Retroram52]

Wheels is looking good so far.

 

[Retroram52]

Turner is on fire. Two for two today.

 

[Retroram52]

Harper is rusty.

 

[Retroram52]

Marchan and Rojas have hits today.

 

[Retroram52]

Bohm walked. Turner is on Second Base. Just one out.

 

[Retroram52]

Geez, Stott. What the hell is that?