Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Way to go Stubbs. Didn't do shit with two runners on!

 

[Retroram52]

Let's go Mercado. Strikes please!

 

[Retroram52]

Way to go Mercado. Served-up the Homer.

 

[Retroram52]

No outs. Just ridiculously stupid.

 

[Retroram52]

Mercado is throwing alot of balls.

 

[Retroram52]

We ain't go win this game with this sort of giving-up hits and runs. White reached on infield single to Third Base, Arcia to Second Base!

 

[Retroram52]

Another homer and this one is going to be over soon. Mercado is dogshit after a great initial start. Kelenic homered to Right Center Field (427 feet), Arcia scored and White scored.

 

[Retroram52]

Still no outs. This looks like Dildoe baseball.

 

[Retroram52]

Bravo Mercado!! Served-up another homer. 0-5 the Bitches have won this game too. Dildoe baseball!!

 

[Retroram52]

Ruiz is in. Good grief Mercado just sucked. Gave-up 5 runs.

 

[Retroram52]

Hey Rojas. Are we going to get hits or have you guys already got on the plane??!!

 

[Retroram52]

We have one hit and no runs. Looks like the Dildoes left early this morning.

 

[Retroram52]

Ruiz gave-up a homer. Nope, the Dildoes have already left. The players that were getting hits and runs are just sleep-walking today. What a pathetic display of laziness.

 

[Retroram52]

Now Ruiz is giving up hits. This is going to be an ass-whoopin I surmise!!

 

[Retroram52]

Still no further hits and def no runs. Dildoes, Dildoes, Dildoes!!

 

[Retroram52]

Ah shit. Now we are screwed. Strahm is in.

 

[Retroram52]

T. Phillips, a new reliever is in.

 

[Retroram52]

Well let's see if the Dildoes want to play baseball today.

 

[Retroram52]

Might have a nibble. Bohm gets on. An out by Marsh and Bohm is on Third Base with two outs.

 

[Retroram52]

Nope. Dildoes still going through the motions.