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Even though our pitching is terrible overall, we have other highly paid players like Realmuto and Herrera doing stupid stuff during a game to literally give games away. In this article, it chronicles a sequence of events that gave the Bitches a huge chance to win the game of which they took full advantage and added runs to seal the deal. The Dildoes are a mess.

 

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Even though our pitching is terrible overall, we have other highly paid players like Realmuto and Herrera doing stupid stuff during a game to literally give games away. In this article, it chronicles a sequence of events that gave the Bitches a huge chance to win the game of which they took full advantage and added runs to seal the deal. The Dildoes are a mess.


Glad you posted that article. The video replay is a classic and absolutely hysterical. It was like the three stooges learning baseball. JT's throw goes over the head of Segura, through Stott on the ground then through Herrera on the ground who laughingly chases it to the wall. A freeze frame of it is hilarious. I'm sure they'll make up for it today with brilliant defense for Nola. :scratch:
 

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It really was a laughable vid of a whole series of douchebaggery that is just completely confounding that this team would be that bad.
 

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Still lead is only 1-0 in the 7th. Not enough for Nola. Could be one of those heart breaking losses since BP will arrive soon.
 

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Looks like the Dildoes bloats have backed-up Nola's performance and right now he has the Bitches scoreless. We need two or three more good pitchers like Nola to be really good. We are going to split the series with the Bitches unless the Dildoes find a way to lose this one.
 

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The Phillies add another run here in the 8th and Nola still has a no-runs shut-out workin'. I just wish the Phillies would play like this nearly every outing but because our pitching sucks and we have fielding days like yesterday, the Dildoes are alive and well.
 

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Good grief, the King of the Douchebags has relieved Nola. Knebel has a runner on second wit one out. Let's see if this idiot can just throw strikes and get the runners out at home plate without any more runs.
 

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Olson moves to third on the ground-out and here would be a great opportunity for King Douchebag to just strike the batter out.
 

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LOL!! And what does dumb-fuck do? He throws a wild pitch and there goes the shut-out. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT!!
 

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Here he goes again walking Contreras and setting up another give-away. YOU HAVE ONE EFFIN OUT AND THIS DOUCHE IS BUSY SETTING-UP A LOSS!!
 

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We leave Bitches-land and head to the Mutts for a three-gamer in New York. If the Dildoes can come out of there with a 2-1 split, I'll consider that progress.
 

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Efflin is scheduled to go tomorrow. We have a chance. I wonder if we are going to do two double-headers because we have two games with the Mutts that were postponed a series or two ago.
 

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And this is a component of contributing factors that lead to the players saying "eff-it" and mailing-in the games especially during a three-game losing streak. They know the pitching staff is just garbage and doesn't have their back so they basically tank. It helps to explain how the Phillies oscillate between the Dildoes and the powerful Phillies with a good offense.

 

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Efflin is scheduled to go tomorrow. We have a chance. I wonder if we are going to do two double-headers because we have two games with the Mutts that were postponed a series or two ago.

The rainouts were in Philly so they'll be done in the second half. Better since the Phils will have chased the dildoes away for good. Right!
 
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