Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Bellatti is a decent reliever. One of the few we got in that Douchebag Pen that is decent. He can be streaky sometimes though.

 

[Retroram52]

Maybe Harper had to piss or something.

 

[Retroram52]

Way to serve-up a homer there Bellatti. Swanson kills us a again.

 

[Retroram52]

Might as well trot out the next Douchebag pitcher from the Douchebag Pen!

 

[jvett77]

Phils cannot decipher Cy Strider.

 

[Retroram52]

Brogden is wingin' the heat.

 

[Retroram52]

Dildoe pussies are intimidated by that 102mph fastball that Strider throws.

 

[Retroram52]

What the hell is wrong with these Douchebag pitchers that can't get the third batter out at the plate in any given side hitting cycle?

 

[Retroram52]

If we get out of this side without anymore runs, we have two shots at winning or tying this game.

 

[Retroram52]

Way to go Brogden, ya flippin piece of dogshit. Time to trot out the next Douchebag Dildoes Pitcher.

 

[Retroram52]

That about does it. Brogden serves another run. We are toast. Arcia doubled to center, Contreras scored, Duvall to third.

 

[Retroram52]

Not one run since Segura singled back in the 5th Inning to score Harper. Guess the Dildoes went home early today.

 

[jvett77]

What the hell is wrong with these Douchebag pitchers that can't get the third batter out at the plate in any given side hitting cycle?

Phils do have a douchebag overload in the pen. Bring back Neris?

 

[jvett77]

8-4 is a little too steep for Phils to get hyped up about in the 9th for a comeback rally.

 

[Retroram52]

Norwood is going to serve-up another Bitches run here in the 8th.

 

[Retroram52]

Well I am done. Maybe tomorrow.

 

[jvett77]

Wow, Castle man has turned into trash.

 

[jvett77]

Back in April I suggested that if we could turn around just three games where the BP gave it away, then Phils would have recorded a satisfying 14-8 April. Similar case for May. In the past week alone we saw relief give away a few games.

We’re 20-24. Turn around three games each month where we witnessed BP douchebaggery and the Phils are 26-18. This is important because the Phils offense is under continuous pressure and they’ve actually done a more than fair job because MLB stats shows the Phils ranked 7th at .250 among the 30 teams. There’s more to it than BA, like RBIs, of course, but our pitching is ruining what should be a good year. Dopes in the FO need to account for that. Like poor dumpster dives, for example.

 

[jvett77]

Phils have got to win today’s game. Nola must be on vs 2.49 Wright.

 

[Retroram52]

You are absolutely correct in all of your analysis jvett. One cannot expect to do much in the realm of post-season aspirations or even consider a shot at a championship when said team has this bad of a BP. Douchebaggery is the modus operandi for the Dildoes and until the braindead FO fixes this, we ain't going anywhere.