OT - Your profound observations and deep insights into things

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'll start -

Jack Nicholson never became his movie roles - he turned his characters into Jack Nicholson.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

It's easy to be a cynic - all one has to do is state the obvious and smirk.

 

[mattola]

 

[evolver115]

 

[thedddd]

Sh*t or get off the pot.


But this thread will need more Jack Handy: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

 

[forty_three]

You should always check for TP *before* sitting down.

 

[mattola]

boy we really turned this thread to poop sorry WW

 

[evolver115]

Man who farts at temple sits in own pew

 

[dash]

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

boy we really turned this thread to poop sorry WW

Nah, it hasn't gone totally south just yet.

Man who farts at temple sits in own pew

OK now it has.

 

[evolver115]

Nah, it hasn't gone totally south just yet.



OK now it has.

Lol, Allow myself to redeem... myself

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get

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[Comeds]

My dog teaches me whats important. For him if during a day he gets fed and watered, walked, a ball game or something like that, and just gets to hang out with us - that's not only all he needs but also all he wants.

 

[dash]

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather (peacefully in his sleep) and not like the passengers screaming in his car...

 

[mattola]

Man Who Walks Through Airport Turnstile Sideways...Going to Bangkok!

 

[Comeds]

OK in hind sight, I see now that David Bowie's "China Girl" wasn't the best karaoke choice for the office Christmas party.

 

[evolver115]

Clarity is the counterbalance of profound thoughts

 

[dash]

If you want to see the true character of a person, play a round of golf with them...

 

[forty_three]

I can't help but notice that people who bought PT Cruisers can't drive for shit.

 

[Comeds]

I can't help but notice that people who bought PT Cruisers can't drive for shit.

Well I think if you buy a PT Crusier you must have eye problems so that probably affects ones driving ability as well.

 

[dash]

If it's called a throwpillow, is it wrong to toss it at my wife's cat?