OT - Your profound observations and deep insights into things

[elocomotive]

If you want to see the true character of a person, play a round of golf with them...

Uh oh...



To tie the page together:

 

[dash]

Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle name - Coincidence? I think not.

 

[forty_three]

Uh oh...



To tie the page together:

I guarantee you that guy golfs like an asshole.

 

[dare2be]

I can't help but notice that people who bought PT Cruisers can't drive for shit.

I call them part-time cruisers.




We park on driveways and drive on parkways.

 

[Wingingit]

What really is the oldest trick in the book?
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Ha! I made thawest look, thus endeth the trick.

 

[thedddd]

 

[Wingingit]

The light we see from small faint stars was emitted from it's surface, when the dinosaurs were still roaming the earth.

 

[mattola]

If you want to see the true character of a person, play a round of golf with them...

well puckhead still hangs out with me so this is not entirely true and we have played golf a few times together. mooger too.



#taintpretty

 

[forty_three]

Having ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife is not in the slightest bit ironic.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Having ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife is not in the slightest bit ironic.

King Xerxes at Thermopylae?

 

[mattola]

Having ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife is not in the slightest bit ironic.

like rain on your wedding day. why is that ironic? it rained in the morning of my wedding was cloudy for the pictures. which gives you the best pictures as the sun is not battling the camera and then we were inside when the sun came out.

BEST


DAY



EVER

alanis doesnt know squat about love...

isnt that ironic.

 

[forty_three]

like rain on your wedding day. why is that ironic? it rained in the morning of my wedding was cloudy for the pictures. which gives you the best pictures as the sun is not battling the camera and then we were inside when the sun came out.

BEST


DAY



EVER

alanis doesnt know squat about love...

isnt that ironic.

But she will go down on you in a theater.


And to answer the rain question. It is only Ironic if you are a weatherman who predicted 70 and sunny.






No wait... That's not ironic either. It just means you are incompetent.

 

[evolver115]

Three racks are better than one

 

[higgyfan4]

Three racks are better than one

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

I just beat the Anaheim Ducks at the Honda Center with their AHL affiliate, the Norfolk Admirals, by a score of 4-0 (in NHL 14). I found the keys to my victory were the following,
-Goaltending
-Defense
-Outscoring them
I feel that visiting teams would have more success at the Pond if they followed my formula.

 

[Jared]

It is better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

"You can sleep when you are dead".... My fathers favorite saying early on Saturday mornings when I was a teen.

"When in doubt, get on the gas"..... My favorite thing to tell my kids when we ride dirt scooters in the woods.

"Measure twice, cut once".... My favorite thing I tell myself when I have a saw & measuring tape in use.

 

[forty_three]

During winter here, the only thing I enjoy more than the scrunched up angry faces of the people in the Smokers Corral is the look of shock and horror on the faces of the recent Indian imports when there's a snow whiteout and wind chills below zero.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Karma is itchy.

 

[dash]

"Look around twice before you cut one."

Also good advice (lol)