OT: World Cup

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die?
Sideshow Bob: No, that's German
[unveils tattoo]
Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart The'.
Woman on Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Couldn't find an English YouTube unfortunately.

 

[mattola]

 

[elocomotive]

^So this game features blue man shafts?

No thank you.

 

[dash]

Rommel, er, I mean Hummels!!!

 

[dash]

Germans prevail 1-0 - 4th straight semi-final appearance for Deutschland (that's a World Cup record)

 

[dash]

Brazil leads early 1-0 over Los Cafeteros...

 

[esls79]

That's about as wide open a half as you can get

 

[RangersReds03]

 

[dash]

lol at Neymar jumping into a Columbian player and then dropping to the turf like he's been shot...

 

[dash]

Silva will miss the next game for that stupid yellow card (if Brazil moves on)

 

[dash]

Well, that should do it. What a hell of free kick by Luiz.

 

[esls79]

Sideshow Bob with a moment of brilliance.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Silva will miss the next game for that stupid yellow card (if Brazil moves on)

Which appears to be the case as the entire nation just lost it's collective mind.

 

[dash]

Brazil has been the better team, but they're getting some unnecessary help from the zebras...

 

[esls79]

This ref is horrible both ways, but that free kick was the result of a rather weak foul.

 

[dash]

Uh oh Julio Cesar Chavez is down...

 

[dash]

Come on Rodriguez, you gotta score here.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Well... things just got interesting again.

 

[dash]

What's the score?

2-1

 

[esls79]

Fucking Neymar is made out of one ply tissue paper