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Unreliable Narrator.
You just haven't patched enough holes. There are 8-10 players on your team that are either injured and/or have no business being on any fantasy team. If you swapped them (once each) for better players on the free agent market and started them daily, your team would perform much better.
I think the shapely ass at the top of this page is slowly hypnotizing me, which keeps me coming back for more.
Yeah I could have done a better job of improving my lineup. For the past month or so I have mainly just put my starters in - I havent really looked for improvements.