OT: Random thoughts

[dare2be]

Armpits? Kneepits? Then, what is a cockpit?

 

[johnnytata]

somewhere in outer space, some alien is banging a kardashian.

 

[johnnytata]

Armpits? Kneepits? Then, what is a cockpit?

it's where a chicken goes to learn how to play donkey kong.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Armpits? Kneepits? Then, what is a cockpit?

You know...I've never randomly thought of that before.

 

[johnnytata]

You know...I've never randomly thought of that before.

which means......that you've thought of it on purpose?

 

[BostonAJ]

How can urine possibly be sterile?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And is "urine" the singular form of "uranus"?

 

[dare2be]

How can urine possibly be sterile?

How can you know it is?

 

[dare2be]

And is "urine" the singular form of "uranus"?

No, it's the female version, like hero and heroine.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The saying is "I stand corrected" but how come no one has ever "sat corrected"?

 

[johnnytata]

if urine meets uranus the universe will implode into tiny baby smurfs.

 

[dare2be]

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you put in your 2 cents worth? Someone is making a penny.

 

[dare2be]

if urine meets uranus the universe will implode into tiny baby smurfs.

damn cosmic rabbits

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How come things cost a pretty penny but never a dashing dime?

 

[johnnytata]

i saw a dashing dime once. tried to catch it but the motherfucker was fast.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

It's just as well you didn't catch it. They're meaner than a junkyard dog.

 

[dare2be]

I've never heard of or seen a dashing dime. I don't think they are real like the tooth fairy is.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Where is my monkey?

 

[dare2be]

Time for some random dreams. goodnight.

 

[johnnytata]

the dashing dime is what helped all the defecators cross the border necessitating the gestapo to come up with a fake person named benjamin franklin who could supposedly control lightning by flying a magic kite.

thats why all the defecators stopped defecating.