OT: Random thoughts

[johnnytata]

do you think that someone, somewhere is still banging a kardashian?

 

[flyersfan4706]

I dont have that many random thoughts like you guys do

 

[johnnytata]

I dont have that many random thoughts like you guys do

that was really fuckin random, even by this thread's standards.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I imagine cottage cheese was invented when someone's refrigerator lost power. I wonder how many rotten pieces of food that guy had to eat before he discovered cottage cheese.

 

[flyersfan4706]

that was really fuckin random, even by this thread's standards.

Stop, youre making me blush

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Yeah, I do that a lot. That's why the internet is so great. In real life, every time I think of something funny my mouth starts moving, no matter how inappropriate it is.

same here..
sadly, the wife does not agree with my sense of funny.
I get s lot of looks.
I think one day she may actually kill me.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

People say that AIDS was brought to America by a guy who fucked a monkey. I don't think that's true. Monkeys are really fast.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

if your schitzophrenic do you get a paycheck for each personality?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I imagine cottage cheese was invented when someone's refrigerator lost power. I wonder how many rotten pieces of food that guy had to eat before he discovered cottage cheese.

the penicillin must have tasted terrible.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

How much pot do you think Benjamin Franklin smoked before he decided to fly a kite during a lightning storm?

 

[johnnytata]

i wonder who invented the moon.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I wonder what the first patient getting the first ever prostate exam thought...

 

[johnnytata]

there was no such person as benjamin franklin. he was invented by the gestapo to keep defectors from crossing the border.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Imagine being the first person to trip on mushrooms. I bet he died trying to ride a sabre-toothed tiger.

 

[johnnytata]

there was no such person as benjamin franklin. he was invented by the gestapo to keep defectors from crossing the border.

or was it defecators? i can never keep it straight.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I wonder what the first patient getting the first ever prostate exam thought...

hernia test. same question.
"ok, i get the cough part... but why are you cupping my balls?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Imagine being the first person to trip on mushrooms. I bet he died trying to ride a sabre-toothed tiger.

LOL

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? I'll tell you why; because they look badass.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Do you think anal sex was discovered on "accident"?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

at what point in Med school do your parents dreams of you being a rich and famous brain surgeon go horribly wrong as you check off "protologist" on the form...