OT: Random thoughts

[flyersfan4706]

I hate breakfast

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Do you think animals in zoos have bitches?

 

[johnnytata]

Do you ever have to edit or not submit a post, because you know it's too raunchy and offensive even for the internet?

never. only if it's not raunchy enough.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

I'm wearing a diaper.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

When a **** star comes home from work, does his wife start nagging him to have sex and he just goes "Dammit honey, not now... I just want to kick back, relax, and balance the check book".

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I love to hate things. Is it wrong to be a hater if it brings me so much joy?

 

[johnnytata]

did a flock of seagulls really run so far away? if so, how did they record the fuckin song?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

if you ever see a Valerie Bertinelli or Meredith Baxter-Birney in a Lifetime Original movie... even money says somebody is getting raped

 

[flyersfan4706]

I spend an unhealthy amount of money on cheesesteaks during the hockey season

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

What ever happened to Ally Sheedy?

I did things to her in my mind in the 80's.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

if you ever see a Valerie Bertinelli or Meredith Baxter-Birney in a Lifetime Original movie... even money says somebody is getting raped

I've never seen a Lifetime movie. Like my wife once said, "I'm sure r*pe sucks but don't you get over it pretty quick? It's just really surprising sex".

 

[johnnytata]

if you ever meet your dopleganger, don't tell him where you live.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

When a **** star comes home from work, does his wife start nagging him to have sex and he just goes "Dammit honey, not now... I just want to kick back, relax, and balance the check book".

if they try to make a home sex tape, is a union cameraman required?

 

[johnnytata]

i did things to meredith baxter-birney in my mind in the 80's.

 

[flyersfan4706]

I had 2 burgers for dinner

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I've never seen a Lifetime movie. Like my wife once said, "I'm sure r*pe sucks but don't you get over it pretty quick? It's just really surprising sex".

this would be an example where I went back and edited out something I probably shouldn't be saying before submitting...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Do you think they have bratwurst day at prison cafeterias? It's gotta be tough for the guys. You know you want to joke about it, but you also know you might get butt raped that night.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

if you ever meet your dopleganger, don't tell him where you live.

very sage advice

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

people put too much emphasis on the "art of conversation"
screw that. we have smartphones now.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

this would be an example where I went back and edited out something I probably shouldn't be saying before submitting...

Yeah, I do that a lot. That's why the internet is so great. In real life, every time I think of something funny my mouth starts moving, no matter how inappropriate it is.