OT: Random thoughts

[Winged_Wheel88]

How cool would it be to have a gun turret (similar to those found atop a B-17 Flying Fortress*) built on the roof of one's house?





*B-17 Flying Fortress

 

[flyersfan4706]

Everytime I make a bowl of popcorn and watch TV in the dark a part of my soul dies and parties with Satan

 

[dare2be]

Do you ever have to edit or not submit a post, because you know it's too raunchy and offensive even for the internet?

All of my posts are too raunchy and offensive for the internet, if you read between the lines what I didn't say.

 

[johnnytata]

Do you think anal sex was discovered on "accident"?

nope, it was a randomized, placebo controlled trial. i read about it in a medical journal.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

if making a rabbit fur pillow, why not just leave the stuff inside it that was originally inside the rabbit in the first place?

 

[johnnytata]

flying cars are FUCKIN REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Do you think my wife would give up the booty if I brought home a doctors note?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why did God, in all His wisdom, give men nipples?

 

[flyersfan4706]

Vince Vaughn is a total asshole.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Why did God, in all His wisdom, give men nipples?

second mention, same thread.
you lose the internets

 

[johnnytata]

if people are what they eat, how come i don't look like a bowl of french onion soup right now.

 

[flyersfan4706]

I am still thinking about hockey

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

second mention, same thread.
you lose the internets

Fuck. Fuckity fucking fuck.

Next time I'll read all the random thoughts before generating my own random thoughts.

Was the B-17 turret on top of a house also already mentioned?

 

[flyersfan4706]

People say shoe size determines penis length, but the lady at the shoe store seemed pretty pissed when I tried to figure out if I was choosing the right fit.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Fuck. Fuckity fucking fuck.

Next time I'll read all the random thoughts before generating my own random thoughts.

Was the B-17 turret on top of a house also already mentioned?

no

that was pure brilliance.

you are forgiven your previous misgivings

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

no

that was pure brilliance.

you are forgiven your previous misgivings

 

[johnnytata]

Was the B-17 turret on top of a house also already mentioned?

no but someone did mention something about knight rider.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

this thread is stupid
who's dumbass idea was this?
my butt's still sweaty
time for bed


later taters.

I expect 25 pages if inane and useless chatter by morning.
Any less and you shall have let me down.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How come hair grows in arm pits but not in knee pits?

 

[johnnytata]

if pop tarts were made out of crack/cocaine, they'd be less addicting.