OT: Random thoughts

[Winged_Wheel88]

Can you tell me whose brain I ... did put in it?

Abby someone.

Abby someone. Abby who?

Abby Normal.

 

[dare2be]

if I could control lightning I'd defecate it. It would be my superpower.

edit: that'll be in my dream tonight.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

If in these parallel universes every single possibilty is played out, that means in one of these universes Charlie Sheen is president of the United States.

 

[dare2be]

If in these parallel universes every single possibilty is played out, that means in one of these universes Charlie Sheen is president of the United States.

um, they said POSSIBILITY. not IMPOSSIBILITY.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Where wolf?

There wolf!

Why are you talking like that?

I thought you wanted to!

No, I don't want to?!

Well suit yourself. I'm easy.

 

[johnnytata]

if holy hand grenades were real, would bruno mars catch one for you.

 

[johnnytata]

this thread could go on forever, but if we looked at it from 12 billion light years away, it would be but a speck of dust.

 

[dare2be]

this thread could go on forever, but if we looked at it from 12 billion light years away, it would be but a speck of dust.

...and who wants to wait that long between posts

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

God is the Ultimate Lurker.

 

[johnnytata]

i think i better go to sleep before my brain dissolves.


gnight.

 

[dare2be]

God is the Ultimate Lurker.

Putting that through the anagram server, yields:

Kill Idea Thou Must Regret.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Dog spelled backwards is God.

 

[dare2be]

what if d-o-g really spelled "cat"?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

what if d-o-g really spelled "cat"?

In a parallel universe it does.

 

[dare2be]

what if d-o-g really spelled "cat"?

(that's from a movie)

 

[elocomotive]

Forgiveness isn't the gift you give yourself. Masturbation is.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i saw some girl tweet: "the toughest part of keeping up with the Kardashians is having to swallow all that jizz"

i think she was one of Biznastys girls

 

[puckhead]

wonder who the first human to drink cow milk was
were his friends grossed out?
did he have any friends?

what about eggs?

I wonder what the first patient getting the first ever prostate exam thought...

"why are both of the doctors' hands on my shoulders?"

 

[blindbaby]

Pretard - someone on the verge of, or contemplating, doing something really stupid.

 

[dare2be]

Backsplash - The inevitable effect of using a urinal.