OT: Random thoughts

[TOX1]

I have a couple..


I love the smell of bananas and coconut, but hate the tastes.

How can a person when they first wake up NOT immediately brush their teeth?

Why is funny when you cut a fart, but amp the hell out when someone else does it?

 

[SLY]

I have a couple..


I love the smell of bananas and coconut, but hate the tastes.

How can a person when they first wake up NOT immediately brush their teeth?
Why is funny when you cut a fart, but amp the hell out when someone else does it?

True dat honky.

 

[PhillyFate48]

Why do people say "taking a dump" shouldn't it be leaving a dump? I never take mine with me!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

people who bump their own threads after its fallen down the page tend to be giant douchebags

 

[Eddie_Shack]

People who utilize self-deprecating humor tend to be racist pig farmers.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Trojan says all their condoms are tested. How do you apply for that job?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I like Superman ice cream, but how the hell do they grind him up like that?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

racist pig farmers usually fail their kosher inspections

oy

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Yesterday my son had strawberry frozen yogurt, with fruit loops, blackberries and gummi worms.
Fuckin' A.
I was jealous.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Trojan says all their condoms are tested. How do you apply for that job?

Wait...all Trojan condoms are preused??

Yuck.

 

[puckhead]

people who bump their own threads after its fallen down the page tend to be giant douchebags

having quoted yourself several times already in the thread, that ship has long since sailed, my friend.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

having quoted yourself several times already in the thread, that ship has long since sailed, my friend.

well now, that was just mean

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

to be fair, people who say "to be fair" have no intention of being fair, to be fair.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

to be fair, people who say "to be fair" have no intention of being fair, to be fair.

REPORTED! REPORTED! REPORTED! REPORTED!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

to be fair, people who say "to be fair" have no intention of being fair, to be fair.

REPORTED! REPORTED! REPORTED! REPORTED!

 

[dare2be]

ice cream coming in contact with gummi worms causes rigor mortis to set in.

 

[dare2be]

to be fair, people who say "to be fair" have no intention of being fair, to be fair.

fair enough.

really, that's enough fair.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

the LEast most likely won't stand a chance this year against the Bestern conference.

I may go as far as predicting a bug vs windshield beatdown.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

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[Winged_Wheel88]

fair enough.

really, that's enough fair.

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