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THE BILLS GET THE FUCKING WIN!!!!!!

They almost fucked it up again though, but got lucky he threw it out of the endzone.
 

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You want an NFL shit talking thread? How about this; I like football. I enjoy it. But I really only watch the Super Bowl and some of the play offs. I am the Chicago Blackhawks bandwagon fan of the NFL. If the Detroit Lions ever get good, I might actually spend some of my Sundays watching the games, maybe even some Lions games! But for now, I will continue to pretend that they don't exist. I hope they burn down Ford Field, send all of the Detroit Lions out on ice rafts like old Eskimos who are ready to die, and wipe all mention of the franchise from the record books. I hope Matt Millen gets raped by a grizzly bear, and whoever the current coach is gets crushed by a tree in a forest, and guess what? No one hears it.

Lions, you are a pathetic, crappy, worthless excuse for a football team, and you should all persue careers as drunken wife beating forklift drivers. Then at least when you suck at your job, the only people who have to witness it are ex-cons and guys who can't get real jobs because they have too many DUI's to be admitted into community college.

The fucking Pittsburgh Pirates think you are pathetic. The '74-'75 Washington Capitals make you look good. I had an old Lions jersey and I donated it to Goodwill, three weeks later a homeless guy wrapped it around a brick and threw it through my front window. You fucking suck, you are a George Foreman grill in a league full of Webers. That makes you a cheap, redundant facsimile of something that is really good, but marketed towards people who don't have the money or intelligence to appreciate something of quality. Bill Belichik doesn't even bother trying to cheat when he plays you, I heard he spends the week preparing by drinking grain alcohol and smoking pot.

I hate you, and I hope you all get rotting syphilis and die in the burning flames of a thousand suns.

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Dolphins really need the win today... Lets see if Pennington can work some magic.

My upset pick today: I think the Dallas Gayboys finally put another W on the board against the Giants today. Sorry Bizzle, just a gut feeling.

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You want an NFL shit talking thread? How about this; I like football. I enjoy it. But I really only watch the Super Bowl and some of the play offs. I am the Chicago Blackhawks bandwagon fan of the NFL. If the Detroit Lions ever get good, I might actually spend some of my Sundays watching the games, maybe even some Lions games! But for now, I will continue to pretend that they don't exist. I hope they burn down Ford Field, send all of the Detroit Lions out on ice rafts like old Eskimos who are ready to die, and wipe all mention of the franchise from the record books. I hope Matt Millen gets raped by a grizzly bear, and whoever the current coach is gets crushed by a tree in a forest, and guess what? No one hears it.

Lions, you are a pathetic, crappy, worthless excuse for a football team, and you should all persue careers as drunken wife beating forklift drivers. Then at least when you suck at your job, the only people who have to witness it are ex-cons and guys who can't get real jobs because they have too many DUI's to be admitted into community college.

The fucking Pittsburgh Pirates think you are pathetic. The '74-'75 Washington Capitals make you look good. I had an old Lions jersey and I donated it to Goodwill, three weeks later a homeless guy wrapped it around a brick and threw it through my front window. You fucking suck, you are a George Foreman grill in a league full of Webers. That makes you a cheap, redundant facsimile of something that is really good, but marketed towards people who don't have the money or intelligence to appreciate something of quality. Bill Belichik doesn't even bother trying to cheat when he plays you, I heard he spends the week preparing by drinking grain alcohol and smoking pot.

I hate you, and I hope you all get rotting syphilis and die in the burning flames of a thousand suns.

The Redskins lost to the Lions the last two years. :L
 

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Here we go Steelers, here we go! Beat that pansy and he's cheating hobo of a coach.
 

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hate the Cowboys

How do the Giants lose at home to the Cowboys?!? More importantly, why did I pick the Giants this week in Destroy's NFL elimination challenge?
 
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