OT: Official 11/14 NFL Shit-talking Thread

[Automattic]

I hope lil Bizzle has a good birthdizzle!

 

[SLY]

You set goals, and you exceeded them. Be proud, my friend. Be proud.

Lmao, I like the way you think.

 

[puckhead]

as a Seahawk fan, I don't belong in this thread.

 

[sbb122]

Awe man, and Big Ben is such a sweetheart too

I won't deny that... Big Ben will get no support from me as a person. First class asshole!

I respect him on the field, that's about it.

 

[ritari330]

GO.... Oh crap we are on a bye!

 

[SLY]

Pennington already out with a shoulder injury... Fins up 7-0 though. Need a win at home.

 

[pixburgher66]

I'm really sick of night games. That is all.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

another nationally televised embarrassment coming

they wouldn't DARE lose on lil' Bizzle's 3rd birthday

Happy Birthday to little Drizzle.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Bills up 14-3. GO BILLS!!!!!!

 

[IPostedWhat]

Bills up 14-3. GO BILLS!!!!!!

Still plenty of time for the Bills to fuck it up.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Great punt return for a TD for the Bills, but of course they get called for holding on the play.

 

[ritari330]

LET'S GO BUFF-A-LO

 

[IPostedWhat]

Fred Jackson having an amazing game today.

 

[puckhead]

LET'S GO BUFF-A-LO

I'll agree with that.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Fred Jackson having an amazing game today.

That's for sure 125 yards rushing and 37 receiving two TD's.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I just lost my fucking link to the game.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

14-6 Lions with the FG.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I got my link back.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

You want an NFL shit talking thread? How about this; I like football. I enjoy it. But I really only watch the Super Bowl and some of the play offs. I am the Chicago Blackhawks bandwagon fan of the NFL. If the Detroit Lions ever get good, I might actually spend some of my Sundays watching the games, maybe even some Lions games! But for now, I will continue to pretend that they don't exist. I hope they burn down Ford Field, send all of the Detroit Lions out on ice rafts like old Eskimos who are ready to die, and wipe all mention of the franchise from the record books. I hope Matt Millen gets raped by a grizzly bear, and whoever the current coach is gets crushed by a tree in a forest, and guess what? No one hears it.

Lions, you are a pathetic, crappy, worthless excuse for a football team, and you should all persue careers as drunken wife beating forklift drivers. Then at least when you suck at your job, the only people who have to witness it are ex-cons and guys who can't get real jobs because they have too many DUI's to be admitted into community college.

The fucking Pittsburgh Pirates think you are pathetic. The '74-'75 Washington Capitals make you look good. I had an old Lions jersey and I donated it to Goodwill, three weeks later a homeless guy wrapped it around a brick and threw it through my front window. You fucking suck, you are a George Foreman grill in a league full of Webers. That makes you a cheap, redundant facsimile of something that is really good, but marketed towards people who don't have the money or intelligence to appreciate something of quality. Bill Belichik doesn't even bother trying to cheat when he plays you, I heard he spends the week preparing by drinking grain alcohol and smoking pot.

I hate you, and I hope you all get rotting syphilis and die in the burning flames of a thousand suns.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

The Bills Finally Win !!!

Sabres defeat the Caps and the Bills win, Life is good !