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[Comeds]

The reviews are all over the place but I'm kind of liking Apple's Time Bandits. The kids good.

 

[Comeds]

The reviews are all over the place but I'm kind of liking Apple's Time Bandits.

Hmmm, not so sure now

 

[mattola]

Hmmm, not so sure now

what changed?

 

[Comeds]

what changed?

The first three episodes were a lot of fun..... the next three just kind of dragged. Not awful, but not good

 

[puckhead]

 

[mattola]

The first three episodes were a lot of fun..... the next three just kind of dragged. Not awful, but not good

i am a huge fan of the movie and I know its not 100% the same story but I would have liked it to match it a bit more. Taika Waititi is hit or miss iwth me

 

[Comeds]

i am a huge fan of the movie and I know its not 100% the same story but I would have liked it to match it a bit more. Taika Waititi is hit or miss iwth me

Same here with Taika.
I will finish it and let you know, maybe its just in a dull middle of the season part. Hopefully.

 

[mattola]

This is going to fail horribly

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If only there was some kind of hint that it was going to suck.........
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welp

The film cost $110–120 million to produce, and Lionsgate spent $30 million on print and advertising.

Grosses​

Domestic (97.2%)
$8,800,000
International (2.8%)
$250,144
Worldwide
$9,050,144



maybe they will release a Director rated R cut.....

what a bomb..... Ill wait for the free release, which could be in a few days lol

 

[Comeds]

welp

The film cost $110–120 million to produce, and Lionsgate spent $30 million on print and advertising.

Grosses​

Domestic (97.2%)
$8,800,000
International (2.8%)
$250,144
Worldwide
$9,050,144

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maybe they will release a Director rated R cut.....

what a bomb..... Ill wait for the free release, which could be in a few days lol

They might pay you a few bucks to go see it!

 

[Comeds]

I just watched the worst hour of TV I have in a long time. Apple TV's Lady In The Lake is not bad, it's not too good either, but episode 6 was just terrible. Boring dream sequences. It's only 7 episodes and this did nothing to advance the plot.

 

[mattola]

Fucking horrible

Lift (2024) ⭐ 5.5 | Action, Comedy, Crime

1h 47m | PG-13

m.imdb.com

 

[mattola]

they did so bad that they are going digital before the end of August.

Borderlands

www.boxofficemojo.com

it will have lasted less than a month in the theatre.

if the stars were anyone but who they are their careers would never recover....

Eli Roths may not... what an absolute debacle

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Honestly one of the better "[blank] of the future" features i've seen. Aside from a few weird comparisons (next Denzel: Colin Farrell!) likely done for not wanting to just go race-for-race lol

 

[mattola]

can you imagine Jaws actually having the detail of this scene


holy shitballs I really never would have gone back in the water.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

can you imagine Jaws actually having the detail of this scene


holy shitballs I really never would have gone back in the water.

@Comeds sent me a video he made with the same level of detailed analysis of the scene where Jerry O Connell gets his penis chewed off in Piranha 3D

 

[Comeds]

Honestly one of the better "[blank] of the future" features i've seen. Aside from a few weird comparisons (next Denzel: Colin Farrell!) likely done for not wanting to just go race-for-race lol

Even some of the misses stage aren't bad. I liked Mos Def as an actor, I think he just stopped acting.
Tobey is a really good actor, just supposed to be a huge ass

 

[Comeds]

@Comeds sent me a video he made with the same level of detailed analysis of the scene where Jerry O Connell gets his penis chewed off in Piranha 3D

I'm not going to apologize for being a movie buff.

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

i am a huge fan of the movie and I know its not 100% the same story but I would have liked it to match it a bit more. Taika Waititi is hit or miss iwth me

Finished it tonight, overall I liked it. Just a bit of a dull spot in the middle IMO. Sites I trust liked the episodes I didn't so it might just be me. The kid was pretty great. Kudrow is pretty much Kudrow but I liked her.

Bad Monkey on Apple (through 2 episodes) is pretty great. Nails the comedy-mystery tone. Kind of like Fletch

 

[mattola]

Holy shit I thought borderlands had a bad opening night