OT: Caption this (non-hockey content)

[blindbaby]

 

[Erdber]

... and this is why the driver's nick-name is Bug

 

[dash]

"Show me the carfax!"

 

[pixburgher66]

The other cars tried to tell Rick not to stick his tongue on the pole...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

On a related note, has anyone else gone through a red light because the car beside them started going, and they were in a left turn lane?

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Fairfax County Virginia has video proof that i have...and $200 of my money....

 

[pixburgher66]

On a related note, has anyone else gone through a red light because the car beside them started going, and they were in a left turn lane?

Soooo many times. Well, I've started at least, then you know, a car cut me off.

 

[rares]

"Yo, dawwg, we put a traffic light IN YOUR CAR...."

 

[Darkstone42]

"I know we're not supposed to be together, but I just can't let you go."

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

"HARRY, KEEP COMING, YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM, PLENTY!!!!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

In Soviet Russia, traffic lights run through red trucks.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

In the upcoming Cars 3D with smellovision, Mater gets surgery and becomes a pole dancer

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"Yo, dawwg, we put a traffic light IN YOUR CAR...."

 

[IPostedWhat]

"These fucking red light cameras are getting ridiculous."

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"On the commercials this truck pulls a goddamn semi trailer full of chopped down five foot diameter redwoods up a muddy mountain two track, but it can't run over a little traffic light?"

 

[Comeds]

"What does a yellow light mean? Slow down. Whhhaaattt doooeeess aaaa yeellloww liigghhtt meean?"

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

I think I have the rules down, now.

Green means "go."
Red means "stop."
Yellow means "go very fast."

 

[blindbaby]

No caption, but I find it incredibly odd that there's a traffic light in a (gravel?) parking lot with no visible lanes. Maybe not quite as odd as the fact that somebody wrapped their new pick-up truck around the traffic light, but close.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

No caption, but I find it incredibly odd that there's a traffic light in a (gravel?) parking lot with no visible lanes. Maybe not quite as odd as the fact that somebody wrapped their new pick-up truck around the traffic light, but close.

IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED???

the scale looks off

i thought it was a wreckers yard and was gonna ask you if you knew where it was

 

[blindbaby]

IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED???

the scale looks off

i thought it was a wreckers yard and was gonna ask you if you knew where it was

I'm assuming it's not; I found it here (couple more pics):

Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck...(pictures)