OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Calgary's finest caught on camera drag racing to a Tim Horton's...

Lead-footed Calgary cops under investigation after alleged race to Tim Hortons | Columnists | Opinion | Calgary Sun

 

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What the, I mean how drunk was he?

Drunk Guy Gets Frostbite On His Junk After Trying to Have Sex With a Snowman [PHOTO] « 100.7 WZLX

 

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lol

 

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I'm sure we've all experienced cold women, but not that chilly...

 

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Some women are crazy... I can see some men being driven to rather bang a snowwoman. But he was gettin' busy on a snowman. Ewwww.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i put it here because there was no gold-shitting at the barbershop thread:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

your monkey is on the loose again dash

Mystery shrouds monkey sightings in small Vancouver Island community

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

your monkey is on the loose again dash

Mystery shrouds monkey sightings in small Vancouver Island community

Baby Sasquatch???

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Another day, another casual gun killing - but this one with a twist straight out of South Park's "Gray Dawn."

A Latino man, aged 22, driving with his girlfriend and two other friends, pulled into a driveway in Lilburn, Georgia. Lilburn is a town of about 12,000 people, in Gwinett county, to the northeast of Atlanta. It's a town with a rising Latino population, up from about 13% to over 27% between the 2000 and 2010 Census.

The Latino man, Rodrigo Diaz, was said by his friends to have entered the driveway by mistake. They said was looking for the home of another friend.

Unfortunately for him, the driveway actually belonged to 69 year old Phillip Sailors. Sailors, a Vietnam vet, was armed. According to Diaz's brother, this is what happened next:

“The guy came outside and my brother’s girlfriend said he was screaming, ‘Get off my property!’ and he shot into the air. My brother was backing out fast because he was scared and he rolled down the window to say he was sorry and he was not doing anything wrong. Then the guy shot him in his head.”

Police report that Sailors believed that Diaz and his group intended to rob his house.

But what about the claim that Diaz was backing away when the older man shot and killed him?

Sailors' lawyer gave this answer to reporters:

He [Sailors] fired a warning shot and then when the car was accelerated to go in reverse he perceived it differently.

“He’s an elderly man, he perceived the car going towards his house, towards him.”

Asked about the contention that the victim rolled the window down and said sorry and he wasn’t doing anything wrong, Puglise said he wasn’t aware of the statement.

“Each person in the situation perceived things differently,” he says. “He most certainly did not hear anything.”

Suggestion: if you're too old to perceive the difference between a car moving forward and a car moving backward, maybe you're too old to carry a gun?

 

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your monkey is on the loose again dash

Mystery shrouds monkey sightings in small Vancouver Island community

That's a beautiful area (Parksville/Qualicum Beach), but I don't have a monkey.

/I do have a gecko and bearded dragon though.

 

[dare2be]

/I do have a gecko and bearded dragon though.

Did you say a bearded geico?

/explains the monkey sightings

 

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Thanks to dare's post, now I see an ad for best straight razors

 

[jstewismybastardson]

what are you doing toronto?

Up next @billgood980 will learn about a ban on yoga pants in Toronto.

 

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what are you doing toronto?

Up next @billgood980 will learn about a ban on yoga pants in Toronto.

I guess they don't want to see Pat Quinn at the ACC

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I guess they don't want to see Pat Quinn at the ACC

didnt notice at first but this was the tweet right above the one i linked on my twitter feed

Brett Lawrie ‏@blawrie13
Hot yoga kicked my ass today

the correct and just law in a rightminded society should be a ban on fatties and men wearing yoga pants

 

[dare2be]

the correct and just law in a rightminded society should be a ban on fatties and men wearing yoga pants

You know it had to be done.

 

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Ron Jeremy hospitalized ? The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs

Probably had a hard on for longer than 4 hours...

 

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Ron Jeremy hospitalized ? The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs

Probably had a hard on for longer than 4 hours...

Larger staff than the hospital?

 

[dare2be]

Putting the long in schlong since 197?...

 

[Comeds]

Guys I solved the financial crisis facing the US Postal Service. Hold onto your hats.
First of all postage stays the same.
Secondly, your mail gets delivered to your local post office for free. You can pick it up daily or weekly whatever you prefer. If you still want the mail delivered to your house it costs you $1 or $2 a month. The monthly fee is waived for people over 55 and disabled people. Hundreds of millions of dollars raised per month, problems solved.

You're welcome.

(anyone know how to contact the postmaster general?)

So today they announce they are stopping Saturday delivery. I think my plan is better.