OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[blindbaby]

I'll be deeply disappointed if Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ends up bumping out Toddlers and Tiaras; or Little People, Big World. Hopefully The Learning Channel (where you really do learn) can find a nice slot for all three.

 

[Darkstone42]

I could watch How It's Made all day, but that's on the History Channel or something now, isn't it?

I'm so confused...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

A Javan macaque monkey being kept as a pet and living on a diet that included Frosted Flakes and juice has been quarantined after it bit a Paso Robles woman multiple times on the hand and arm.

The monkey, which authorities said was being kept illegally as a pet, attacked the woman Aug. 29, inflicting several severe bites to her arm and fingers.

The hospital where the woman was treated reported the incident to San Luis Obispo County Division of Animal Services on Sept. 5, Animal Services Manager Eric Anderson said.

“This kind of animal is never meant to be kept domestically. It is illegal," Anderson said. "It lived on a diet including Frosted Flakes and juice. We strongly discourage the keeping of any such animal."Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman - latimes.com

UPDATE: When reporters were later able to question the monkey about how the woman tasted, the macaque waved its finger straight up into the air and said, "She was grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I hope the monkey was saving the box tops.

 

[puckhead]

what the holy hell?

MMA fighter who ripped out friend's heart pleads guilty to murder

 

[blindbaby]

what the holy hell?

MMA fighter who ripped out friend's heart pleads guilty to murder

I imagine the hallucinogenic drug was PCP. Like WTF?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I imagine the hallucinogenic drug was PCP. Like WTF?

The article says mushrooms, but they must have either been on something else in addition, or he had serious underlying psychological issues to begin with. He tore off his face, cut out his heart and tongue, and then fired his heart in a wood burning stove.

 

[puckhead]

are you fucking kidding me?
‘Little Spinners’ class giving grade schoolers a taste of pole dancing | Canada | News | National Post

 

[dash]

are you fucking kidding me?
‘Little Spinners’ class giving grade schoolers a taste of pole dancing | Canada | News | National Post

lol - Both of my daughters are taking dance classes in Duncan, but not at that studio (hip-hop, jazz and ballet)

 

[SLY]

I imagine the hallucinogenic drug was PCP. Like WTF?

The article says mushrooms, but they must have either been on something else in addition, or he had serious underlying psychological issues to begin with. He tore off his face, cut out his heart and tongue, and then fired his heart in a wood burning stove.

I do that every time too. It's an offering to the supreme being.

 

[blindbaby]

are you fucking kidding me?
‘Little Spinners’ class giving grade schoolers a taste of pole dancing | Canada | News | National Post

They had the owner of the studio on the local (Victoria) news a couple of nights ago. She looked like something straight out of The Learning Channel. She was definitely a tattied-up, ex C-circuit peeler. I'm not sure how she could present herself with a straight face.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

But when I want to teach elementary school boys how to build a moonshine still, everyone gets all up in arms...

 

[dash]

But when I want to teach elementary school boys how to build a moonshine still, everyone gets all up in arms...

 

[SLY]

I'm sure most of you would like to keep politics off this board... But please tell me... How the fuck is this guy the leading Republican candidate?

Romney says Obama's healthcare reform has 'a number of things I like' | World news | guardian.co.uk

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney said Sunday he will keep some of Barack Obama's controversial healthcare reforms if he wins November's election, breaking from a prior whole-scale rejection of the plan.

And then shortly after that...

Romney Health Care Reform Repeal: 'Obamacare Must Be Repealed'

One day after causing confusion with a variety of answers regarding his position on Obamacare, more broadly, and his policy towards coverage for those with pre-existing conditions, more narrowly, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney cleared it all up on Hugh Hewitt's radio program.

"Well of course I’m going to repeal Obamacare," Romney told the conservative radio host on Monday. "I’ve said that on the campaign trail, I think, every single day. Obamacare must be repealed –- in its entirety. It’s bad policy, it’s bad law, and frankly, a $2 trillion entitlement we don’t want and we certainly can’t afford. I have my own health care plan, and it does not require Obamacare to make our health care system work better. Obamacare is a disaster in my opinion, and has to be repealed entirely."

 

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I think I hear John Kerry (low and faint far off in the distance), but I think he's saying, "Get your own schtick, Mitt"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Man claiming to be 'son of God' passes suspicious note at Kentwood bank | MLive.com

The note said "I'm the King of the Jews, I'm good for it baby!".

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Alleged 'gay stuff' never happened, says 64-year-old throat-slashing victim | MLive.com

You mean besides getting your throat slashed? That's pretty gay, right?

 

[dash]

Man claiming to be 'son of God' passes suspicious note at Kentwood bank | MLive.com

The note said "I'm the King of the Jews, I'm good for it baby!".

I actually tipped off the bank about this guy, so I'm hoping to receive 30 pieces of silver for my trouble...

 

[puckhead]

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling whammy bar

 

[puckhead]

oh, 700!