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Adult chimp mauls baby chimp to death in front of Los Angeles Zoo visitors - U.S. News

My kids got to see two lions fucking when we took them to the Detroit Zoo last year.

Man impales himself on an iron fence ? again

Reminds me of the beginning of Idiocracy - maybe the third time he'll get a Darwin award if he's lucky.

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Mr. Lopez could not be reached Thursday morning but had previously told reporters that he couldn’t let a man drown simply because it was outside his area. And he told an online discussion at Reddit that he was aware of the policy and untroubled at having broken it.

“They told us beforehand when we were hired that we will be fired if we violated the protocol,” he wrote. “I left knowing I did the right thing and they couldn't change that.


Good for him, I hope it does not take him long to get another job.
 

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Stubbs > Elaine Scruggs (mayor of Glendale)

After 15 years, the term of the mayor of an Alaska town shows no signs of stopping anytime soon.

Stubbs, a part-manx cat with a short tail, has been the mayor of Talkeetna since he was elected shortly after his birth, KTUU-TV reported.

Back then, several of the town's 900 residents didn't like the human candidates who were running for mayor so they encouraged everyone to vote for Stubbs the cat as a write-in candidate. The cat won the election and has been mayor ever since, the station reported.

Stubbs spends much of his time at Nagley's General Store, where he is quite popular.

"Oh my gosh, we probably have 30 to 40 people a day come in who are tourists wanting to see him," Lauri Stec, who works at the general store, told KTUU.

Talkeetna is located near Mount McKinley and is about 180 km northwest of Anchorage
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Stubbs > Elaine Scruggs (mayor of Glendale)

After 15 years, the term of the mayor of an Alaska town shows no signs of stopping anytime soon.

Stubbs, a part-manx cat with a short tail, has been the mayor of Talkeetna since he was elected shortly after his birth, KTUU-TV reported.

Back then, several of the town's 900 residents didn't like the human candidates who were running for mayor so they encouraged everyone to vote for Stubbs the cat as a write-in candidate. The cat won the election and has been mayor ever since, the station reported.

Stubbs spends much of his time at Nagley's General Store, where he is quite popular.

"Oh my gosh, we probably have 30 to 40 people a day come in who are tourists wanting to see him," Lauri Stec, who works at the general store, told KTUU.

Talkeetna is located near Mount McKinley and is about 180 km northwest of Anchorage
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God damn government fat cats.
 

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Stubbs > Elaine Scruggs (mayor of Glendale)

After 15 years, the term of the mayor of an Alaska town shows no signs of stopping anytime soon.

Stubbs, a part-manx cat with a short tail, has been the mayor of Talkeetna since he was elected shortly after his birth, KTUU-TV reported.

Back then, several of the town's 900 residents didn't like the human candidates who were running for mayor so they encouraged everyone to vote for Stubbs the cat as a write-in candidate. The cat won the election and has been mayor ever since, the station reported.

Stubbs spends much of his time at Nagley's General Store, where he is quite popular.

"Oh my gosh, we probably have 30 to 40 people a day come in who are tourists wanting to see him," Lauri Stec, who works at the general store, told KTUU.

Talkeetna is located near Mount McKinley and is about 180 km northwest of Anchorage
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Ladies and gentlemen please welcome your vice presidential nominee, Stubbs!

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Ladies and gentlemen please welcome your vice presidential nominee, Stubbs!

"I canz c Russia frum my litterbox!"

lol

/ill just drop this here

@politicalwire Sen. John McCain says tax returns didn't disqualify Romney as his veep: "Sarah Palin was the better candidate."
 
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