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mattola

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There are two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch

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May open other peoples eyes. I am vocal with my beliefs outside of SportsHoopla every day. Dont question me muddafucka.

That some Spanish and Mexican people hate being called/classified as "hispanic" and that they shouldn't complain? Like I said, I'm with you, they shouldn't care that much.....but why should you? Are you vocal to people you meet at a bar or at work or are you vocal to your local City Hall and media outlets? Or what?
 

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ive never been to DeDutch Pannekoek house
 

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There are two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch

Watch it, pal... I shit wooden shoes and eat windmills for breakfast...
 

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I know I forgot to put in a smiley, but I also hope you know I was joking...

Hmmm... no smiley, are you joking right now or not?


/I take no offense to any blasts at my heritage... as we all know, If You Aren't Dutch, You Aren't Much...:music:
 

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Nope. I was born here.

I am only referring to hispanic immigrants who have an issue with the label.

Did you read the article YOU posted? It is a STUDY by Pew where people simply said they gasp... "don't identify with it" and are unsure how to define themselves for Census purposes. There isn't some big march on Washington to repeal the term. People answered questions asked of them in a study. Next time they should lie lest people like you deport them for their... wait, no... there opinions.
 

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I reacted on a whim, I still feel the same way. I hate anyone who chooses to come here but has an issue with anything we have set in place. Who are they to try and change this country when they are not from here? Only people born on this soil should have the right to voice an opinion in opposition of anyting this country has set in place.

Unfortunately, people of this land are fucking retarded and consistently vote for the wrong people.
 

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Who are they to try and change this country when they are not from here?

Well, if they are citizens, then they are Americans, that's who. A natural-born and a foreign-born citizen have the same freedom of speech and mostly the exact same rights (those born overseas can't be President I suppose, although Obama did it ;) ). I always find it ironic that those who cling so tightly to strict interpretation of the Constitution are the first to dispense with it's protections when it is inconvenient for whatever they fear or dislike the most at a given moment.

Anyhow, I'll dispense with this non-hockey talk and take it to the Politics board. Or not since they are awful.
 

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I took the ol' lady out dutch treat last night; acted like a dutch uncle to her all night; then came home, got into bed and under the sheets with her, and administered a nice dutch oven.

...she's not liking the dutch today.
 

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BERLIN — A desperate man in Munich fled onto a balcony and called police for protection after his insatiable companion for a one-night stand refused to let him leave her flat, police said Thursday.


The 43-year-old man had met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city on Monday and she took him back to her apartment for sex, a police spokesman said in a statement.


"There they had sexual intercourse several times," the spokesman said.


"When the 47-year-old wanted even more, her partner said no."


The man then attempted to leave the apartment but the woman prevented him from escaping and demanded he sleep with her again.


"Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment," the spokesman said.


"But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police."


The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful."

She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint



Read more: German man flees partner who demanded way too much sex
 

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People laugh, but the socio-sexualonomic gap in industrialized countries is growing rapidly.
 

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Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on ‘Wanted’ poster

Sometimes, capturing a Taliban commander requires vast resources and complex operations. Last week in eastern Afghanistan, it hinged on an insurgent’s “improbable stupidity,” as one U.S. official put it.

Mohammad Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in Paktika province, strolled toward a police checkpoint in the district of Sar Howza with a wanted poster bearing his own face. He demanded the finder’s fee referenced on the poster: $100.

Afghan officials, perplexed by the man’s misguided motives, arrested him on the spot. Ashan is suspected of plotting at least two attacks on Afghan security forces. His misdeeds prompted officials to plaster the district with hundreds of so-called “Be on the Lookout” posters emblazoned with his name and likeness.

When U.S. troops went to confirm that Ashan had in fact come forward to claim the finder’s fee, they were initially incredulous.

“We asked him, ‘Is this you?’ Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, ‘Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?’” recalled SPC Matthew Baker.

A biometric scan confirmed that the man in Afghan custody was the insurgent they had been looking for.

“This guy is the Taliban equivalent of the ‘Home Alone” burglars,” one U.S. official said.

Wanted posters are often distributed by NATO forces, but rarely have such a direct impact on the apprehension of an insurgent. In restive Paktika province, civilians are typically afraid to pass on intelligence that might lead to an arrest. And insurgents tend to shy away from the urban centers where they’re being hunted, particularly while carrying evidence of their own transgressions.

Officials have guessed at what the unusual details of Ashan’s arrest might tell us about the state of the insurgency — its desperation, its lack of resources, its defiance of law and order.

But, for now, the consensus has landed on the singularity of Ashan’s act, and the intellectual calculus that led to it.

“Clearly,” one U.S. official said, “the man is an imbecile.”

Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on ‘Wanted’ poster - BlogPost - The Washington Post
 

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Turned himself in for only $100 bucks. Makes you wonder - what would he do for a Klondike bar?
 
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