OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Winged_Wheel88]

Sea sickness is a bitch.

 

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Vin Diesel's next movie (The Fast and The Furious - Churchill Downs Drift)

Drunk Amish youths crash buggy

 

[jstewismybastardson]

German celebrity bunny crushed to death by cameraman | World news | The Guardian

 

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German celebrity bunny crushed to death by cameraman | World news | The Guardian

I clicked on this link expecting to read the details of how a cameraman crushed a Playboy bunny.

 

[mattola]

I clicked on this link expecting to read the details of how a cameraman crushed a Playboy bunny.

i know what everyone is going to say. Germans hate fluffy cute things. NOT TRUE

 

[mattola]

I clicked on this link expecting to read the details of how a cameraman crushed a Playboy bunny.

so did I

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Alleged cocaine smuggler nabbed near border in car bearing ?SMUGLER? plates

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Susan Dhliwayo was stunned when she pulled her car over recently to pick up a group of male hitchhikers and they refused to get in. The reason? They feared being raped.

Sensational reports of gangs of beautiful women picking up male travellers to have sex and harvest their sperm in condoms have gripped Zimbabwe in a dizzying mix of taboos, rituals and the downright bizarre.

"Now, men fear women. They said: 'We can't go with you because we don't trust you'," 19-year-old Dhliwayo recounted.

Local media have reported victims of the highway prowlers being drugged, subdued at gun or knife point - even with a live snake in one case - given a sexual stimulant and forced into repeated sex before being dumped on the roadside.

The sperm hunters first surfaced in the local press in 2009 but police have only arrested three women, found with a plastic bag of 31 used condoms in October. The attacks have continued since they were nabbed for allegedly violating 17 men.



Read more: Zimbabwe hitchhikers fear being raped for their semen

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The feminists have won.

 

[whyoh]

this is really old...but seems like it belongs here


Naked man goes on I-80 rampage

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Susan Dhliwayo was stunned when she pulled her car over recently to pick up a group of male hitchhikers and they refused to get in. The reason? They feared being raped.

Sensational reports of gangs of beautiful women picking up male travellers to have sex and harvest their sperm in condoms have gripped Zimbabwe in a dizzying mix of taboos, rituals and the downright bizarre.

"Now, men fear women. They said: 'We can't go with you because we don't trust you'," 19-year-old Dhliwayo recounted.

Local media have reported victims of the highway prowlers being drugged, subdued at gun or knife point - even with a live snake in one case - given a sexual stimulant and forced into repeated sex before being dumped on the roadside.

The sperm hunters first surfaced in the local press in 2009 but police have only arrested three women, found with a plastic bag of 31 used condoms in October. The attacks have continued since they were nabbed for allegedly violating 17 men.



Read more: Zimbabwe hitchhikers fear being raped for their semen

Gangs of beautiful women forcing men to repeatedly have sex with them, eh? Sounds horrible.

this is really old...but seems like it belongs here


Naked man goes on I-80 rampage

That's pretty much exactly what we like to read in this thread.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Earls Restaurants face human rights complaint over ?demeaning? Albino Rhino beer

im all for them investigating the "offensive" use of the term albino

/as long as they dont start investigating the hemline sizes of the skirts worn by hostesses

 

[puckhead]

meanwhile, strippers came to Toronto's City Hall on official business
(with video of what stippers' official business may look like)

That time a pole dancer came to City Hall | OpenFile

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Pants required at Palmer Park, Wyoming Police say, after arresting half-naked man | MLive.com

This country is turning into a police state.

 

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I'm sorry, but I don't want to see those kind of weiners at a picnic table...

 

[awaz]

this is a very good thread.

 

[KillerVee]

Motorist dressed as Batman escapes ticket in Md.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Motorist dressed as Batman escapes ticket in Md.

 

[Comeds]

Motorist dressed as Batman escapes ticket in Md.

I tried dressing up as Monroe from "Too Close For Comfort" but I still got a ticket.

This joke brought to you by the year 1985, Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-catch the wave!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

A Colorado man was sentenced to five years' probation after accidentally shooting a woman whose red mohawk he mistook for a fowl that had been harassing his cats.

Derrill Rockwell, 49, told police that he grabbed his .22-caliber rifle and set out from his home Oct. 5 to fire at the bird after spotting it at the top of a hill about 90 feet away, the Daily Sentinel reported Friday.

"His intent was to spook it away," Deputy District Attorney Jason Conley told District Judge Richard Gurley on Friday, according to the newspaper.

But after shooting at the bird, the man said he noticed it didn't fly away and he reported hearing a woman moaning in pain.

See Man Sentenced After Accidentally Shooting Woman's Mohawk He Mistook For Bird | Fox News for full story.