OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

There is a new movie out called "Man On A Ledge". I wonder what its about.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Grand Rapids police searching for armed robber who held up liquor store 'dressed like a clown' | MLive.com

GRAND RAPIDS — Police are searching a southeast side neighborhood for an armed robbery suspect who held up the Miti-Mini Superette with a sawed-off shotgun while dressed like a clown.

The robbery took place about 8:15 p.m. and police are searching for a short, skinny young male dressed in a “red, yellow and black Halloween costume and wearing a black ski-mask,” according to dispatch traffic.

Suspect is described as armed, and played out like the jerry curl.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Finally someone has stumbled upon my real, er, job.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Police believe the man fled south on foot after jumping a fence behind the store. They are following tracks in the snow.

The commissioner has broken into the emergency slide whistle supply for the ensuing chase.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Former officer enters plea in breast-baring case | Detroit Free Press | freep.com

Jeffrey Card faces up to five years in prison at his Feb. 24 sentencing.

Card entered the plea Monday in Isabella County Trial Court.

Card was on patrol when he gave the women a ride in September from a bar. He's accused of betting them that their blood alcohol levels were higher than 0.05 percent. They briefly flashed their breasts when Card won the bet.

Five years in prison, huh? That seems reasonable.

 

[Comeds]

Former officer enters plea in breast-baring case | Detroit Free Press | freep.com



Five years in prison, huh? That seems reasonable.

I know he violated the sacred campus police oath but unless he intimidated them into it the possible punishment is crazy.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Police were able to lure a naked man who spent hours atop a downtown radio tower with McDonald's hamburgers.

The man climbed to the top of the tower Wednesday night. At one point, police sources said, he asked for hamburgers from McDonald's. Officials complied, and he agreed to come down after eating his meal.

The 45-year-old Arizona resident was uninjured. It was unclear why he climbed the structure, which is part of a city personnel building just east of the downtown skyline.

McDonald's hamburgers lure naked man off downtown tower - latimes.com

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Have you ever had a McDonalds burger? He wasn't "lured" down, he had to GO!!

 

[SLY]

So whos cutting hair here?

 

[SLY]

This is how all death penalties should be carried out.

Utah inmate asks to die by firing squad - CNN.com

 

[SuperFlyer13]

This is how all death penalties should be carried out.

Utah inmate asks to die by firing squad - CNN.com

Nah only on Russian Goalies..

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Nah only on Russian Goalies..

Huh? Some Russian goaltender criminals would live if all the shooters only had one shot in the rifles. Law of averages, my friend.

 

[Comeds]

I am 41 now and married with no kids. I guess that combination makes people wonder because twice in the past six months at different events I have been in conversation with people and they lean over and almost whisper "Have you thought about adopting?".

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I am 41 now and married with no kids. I guess that combination makes people wonder because twice in the past six months at different events I have been in conversation with people and they lean over and almost whisper "Have you thought about adopting?".

You're supposed to give a link to the story.

 

[Comeds]

You're supposed to give a link to the story.

Here is your link

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Here is your link

 

[Comeds]

Sorry, I didnt know the rules.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I am 41 now and married with no kids. I guess that combination makes people wonder because twice in the past six months at different events I have been in conversation with people and they lean over and almost whisper "Have you thought about adopting?".

Is that a subtle way of asking you if your junk is broken?

 

[Comeds]

Is that a subtle way of asking you if your junk is broken?

Thats the way I took/take it. The more recent time was at a viewing when my friends father died. My friends wife was the one that asked me. If it was not a somber event I might have tried to weave a tale about leaky microwave or something when I was a teen.