OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Winged_Wheel88]

Daylight Saving Time Mistake May Have Caused Dublin Car Bomber to Blow Himself Up

Please be true please be true please be true.

 

[Comeds]

That gives a who new meaning to the term 'spring forward, fall back"!

 

[mattola]

what kind of tank is this? it looks like its made of lego

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Kent firefighters rescue Ella-Anne Birchenough, 16, who got stuck in drain trying to retrieve lost cellphone | National Post

I give it two months before someone comes out with a show called Down-the-Drain Abbey.

 

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I give it two months before someone comes out with a show called Down-the-Drain Abbey.

I'm thinking a show about a group of firefighters during the day who become werewolves where the moon is bright.

They're hairy handed gents
Who rescue folks in Kent

Ah-Wooo!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Werewolves!

THERE WOLVES!

What?

There wolf. There castle.

Why are you talking like that?

I thought you wanted to.

No, I don't want to.

Suit yourself, I'm easy.

 

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I'd like to thank Jenny McCarthy and indirectly Oprah for providing Jenny with a forum to spout off her vast medical knowledge and experience. Thanks ladies for exposing the general public to diseases that can be eradicated with proper immunization.

Alberta Health Services confirms two Calgary measles cases | Calgary | News | Calgary Sun

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'd like to thank Jenny McCarthy and indirectly Oprah for providing Jenny with a forum to spout off her vast medical knowledge and experience. Thanks ladies for exposing the general public to diseases that can be eradicated with proper immunization.

Alberta Health Services confirms two Calgary measles cases | Calgary | News | Calgary Sun

and thanks jenny ... for turning me on to Ecigs ... the healthy alternative!!! !!! luv ya girlfriend!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the Fraser Valley measles outbreak has spread to Whatcom County in Washington too ... the girl there who caught it visited extended family in chilliwack

now murricans are gonna be shooting at me while Im filling up my garbage bags with gas at the Bellingham costco

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Hey, most of us hate her too.

That is at least, those of us with a modicum of intelligence.

 

[Comeds]

I'd like Jenny McCarty for her cover of Rolling Stone about 20 years ago.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The much awaited TSX medical marijuana listing, Tweed (TSX:V.TWD, Stock Forum) opened with heavy buying at the opening of the market Friday, with the stock breaking out of the gate at $4.60 and quickly jumping to $4.75, on 2 million plus volume in just the first 15 minutes.

But with plenty of shares available and a wait-and-see approach from many investors, the stock soon rolled down to $2.60, giving the company an incredible market cap of $442 million before a gram has been sold.

The company, which has a 50,000 sq. ft. growing facility under construction in Smith Falls, Ontario, has plenty of money behind it and is currently buying stock from groups licensed under the old Health Canada system.

Tweed expects to sell as many as 80 strains when it begins posting out orders.

The company has 170 million shares outstanding, and announced before market open that it was granting executives options at $0.89 per share.


Read more at http://www.stockhouse.com/news/natural-resources/2014/04/04/new-medical-marijuana-listing-tweed-v-twd-opens-with-$400m-market-cap-drops#QIboiAKZYEjQHICC.99

 

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Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer?s childhood home, site of first murder, for sale in Ohio - NY Daily News

 

[mattola]

Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer?s childhood home, site of first murder, for sale in Ohio - NY Daily News

i remember during that time they had old home movies of him and his parents in that home talking about eating a Macdonalds diet of Bic Macs, his dad said something along the lines that he looked very healthy for that diet, its fucking creepy seeing the pictures from where that video was taken. that was some crazy shit

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I get the sense this will go viral

Body temp down to 18 celsius ... 4 hours of cpr (unheard of?) ... She survives with no brain damage and barely a scratch on her ... No frostbite???

Its like she was flash frozen???

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[puckhead]

I get the sense this will go viral

Body temp down to 18 celsius ... 4 hours of cpr (unheard of?) ... She survives with no brain damage and barely a scratch on her ... No frostbite???

Its like she was flash frozen???

Shouldn't that go in the Walking Dead thread?

/it begins

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Shouldn't that go in the Walking Dead thread?

/it begins

 

[jstewismybastardson]

RIP to the big funny man John Pinette





/and ticketmaster.ca ... you can stop selling tickets to his June show anytime now

Tickets | John Pinette - Coquitlam BC at Ticketmaster

 

[mattola]

Legendary actor Mickey Rooney dies at 93

 

[Comeds]

So long Mickey...