OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

Kids, did I ever tell you about the Nazi invasion of Baltimore? It was a well planned invasion but they didn't plan for one thing. Herman.

 

[elocomotive]

Kids, did I ever tell you about the Nazi invasion of Baltimore? It was a well planned invasion but they didn't plan for one thing. Herman.
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“I don’t know, sir. I don’t see any watermark here... But I’m gonna go with my gut on this one - seems legit.”

 

[Comeds]

Kids, did I ever tell you about the Nazi invasion of Baltimore? It was a well planned invasion but they didn't plan for one thing. Herman.
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Felling inspired from this I broke out the old Smith Corona and was up most of the night working on a children's/young adult book "Herman The Coast Guard Cat". I really think children's books may be my calling. It's weird, my sister read some pages this morning and thought it was odd a kid's book about a cat was my most grown up work yet.

"Thank you Helga, for your valuable information", said Herman, "without it the Nazis would surely take Baltimore".
"You're welcome", said Helga, "I love my country Germany, but not the Nazis."
"Tomorrow, we beat the Nazis, tonight we make love", said Herman.

Under the glow of the Domino Sugars' sign Herman mounted Helga inserting his cat penis into her. The barbs on his cat penis pushed into her and Helga momentarily tried to get away but Herman bit her on the back of the neck holding her in place. Their purrs became louder and louder until they climaxed in roars. Herman withdrew his cat penis.

Afterwards they laid back, watched the stars, and smoked Pall Malls.

Anyone know an agent?

 

[elocomotive]

Felling inspired from this I broke out the old Smith Corona and was up most of the night working on a children's/young adult book "Herman The Coast Guard Cat". I really think children's books may be my calling. It's weird, my sister read some pages this morning and thought it was odd a kid's book about a cat was my most grown up work yet.

"Thank you Helga, for your valuable information", said Herman, "without it the Nazis would surely take Baltimore".
"You're welcome", said Helga, "I love my country Germany, but not the Nazis."
"Tomorrow, we beat the Nazis, tonight we make love", said Herman.

Under the glow of the Domino Sugars' sign Herman mounted Helga inserting his cat penis into her. The barbs on his cat penis pushed into her and Helga momentarily tried to get away but Herman bit her on the back of the neck holding her in place. Their purrs became louder and louder until they climaxed in roars. Herman withdrew his cat penis.

Afterwards they laid back, watched the stars, and smoked Pall Malls.

Anyone know an agent?

"It's rare that a children's book is entertaining, educational, and arousing, but C. Omeds has completed this industry's elusive hat trick. The writing is engrossing. The illustrations... engorging." -National Book Review

 

[Comeds]

"It's rare that a children's book is entertaining, educational, and arousing, but C. Omeds has completed this industry's elusive hat trick. The writing is engrossing. The illustrations... engorging." -National Book Review

Thanks, I like to think there can be an overlap where fun and learning come together, a funderstanding if you will. That's what I strive for everyday.

 

[dare2be]

^ I think I need therapy now.

 

[mattola]

Felling inspired from this I broke out the old Smith Corona and was up most of the night working on a children's/young adult book "Herman The Coast Guard Cat". I really think children's books may be my calling. It's weird, my sister read some pages this morning and thought it was odd a kid's book about a cat was my most grown up work yet.

"Thank you Helga, for your valuable information", said Herman, "without it the Nazis would surely take Baltimore".
"You're welcome", said Helga, "I love my country Germany, but not the Nazis."
"Tomorrow, we beat the Nazis, tonight we make love", said Herman.

Under the glow of the Domino Sugars' sign Herman mounted Helga inserting his cat penis into her. The barbs on his cat penis pushed into her and Helga momentarily tried to get away but Herman bit her on the back of the neck holding her in place. Their purrs became louder and louder until they climaxed in roars. Herman withdrew his cat penis.

Afterwards they laid back, watched the stars, and smoked Pall Malls.

Anyone know an agent?

 

[elocomotive]

^ I think I need therapy now.

Now? Uh…

 

[forty_three]

Berlin Hotel’s Huge Aquarium Bursts, With 1,500 Fish Inside (Published 2022)

A 50-foot-high, 264,000-gallon cylindrical tank called AquaDom, housed in a Radisson in the German capital, spectacularly collapsed, sending waves of water through the building and onto the street.

www.nytimes.com

 

[dash]

Berlin Hotel’s Huge Aquarium Bursts, With 1,500 Fish Inside (Published 2022)

A 50-foot-high, 264,000-gallon cylindrical tank called AquaDom, housed in a Radisson in the German capital, spectacularly collapsed, sending waves of water through the building and onto the street.

www.nytimes.com

Man, that's a whole lot of German tears.

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

The movie The Gray Man was decent and fun enough, Chris Evans chewing the scenery was great, but the first two books in the series are fantastic. Nothing but fast paced story and quippy dialog. Good stuff.

 

[Comeds]

Ive never seen any of his shows but Jeremy Clarkson consistently seems like a piece of shit.

 

[forty_three]

Ive never seen any of his shows but Jeremy Clarkson consistently seems like a piece of shit.

What'd he do now?

I like him on Top Gear/Grand Tour and he has done several other history shows and his farm show where you can see he's actually very intelligent. But that's also his problem he always thinks he's the smartest MF in the room. Which I think is why Top Gear and Grand Tour work because the other two show him he isn't. A lot of the columns he writes are crap.

 

[Comeds]

What'd he do now?

I like him on Top Gear/Grand Tour and he has done several other history shows and his farm show where you can see he's actually very intelligent. But that's also his problem he always thinks he's the smartest MF in the room. Which I think is why Top Gear and Grand Tour work because the other two show him he isn't. A lot of the columns he writes are crap.

Oh his article-comments about Meghan are garbage. And given the previous allegations of bigotry and racist remarks- gee I wonder why he hates her "on a cellular level".

 

[forty_three]

Oh his article-comments about Meghan are garbage. And given the previous allegations of bigotry and racist remarks- gee I wonder why he hates her "on a cellular level".

All of the comments across the board about Harry and Meghan are pretty awful, and I can't figure out how anyone can work up that much hate for someone who didn't quit on their hockey team or write a song called "We are family".

 

[Comeds]

All of the comments across the board about Harry and Meghan are pretty awful, and I can't figure out how anyone can work up that much hate for someone who didn't quit on their hockey team or write a song called "We are family".

Yeah, I mean I've even forgiven Jeffrey Maier.

 

[dash]

I remember...

 

[Comeds]