OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dare2be]

Speaking of music prior to 1995 (sort of music lol).

You know Alzheimer's has set in when you skip entire decades.

 

[dash]

You know Alzheimer's has set in when you skip entire decades.

That's harsh.

 

[dare2be]

That's harsh.

Hey, I'm no Ricky Gervais.

 

[puckhead]

I guess technically it is easier to reach your shoe when your femur is snapped in half

Vancouver driver totalled car while trying to 'adjust his shoe,' police say

Police in Vancouver are reminding people to keep their eyes on the road after a driver who was "trying to adjust his shoe" crashed into a pole this weekend.

bc.ctvnews.ca

 

[mattola]

 

[thedddd]

@mattola are you the new mastermind?

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

The bad news: a gun fight broke out at a local Christmas tree lot because of an argument over a tree!

The good news: shopping for a tree today, I got the last Douglas Fir on the lot!

 

[dash]

The bad news: a gun fight broke out at a local Christmas tree lot because of an argument over a tree!

The good news: shopping for a tree today, I got the last Douglas Fir on the lot!

That's the Xmas spirit!

 

[sbb122]

 

[esls79]

The bad news: a gun fight broke out at a local Christmas tree lot because of an argument over a tree!

The good news: shopping for a tree today, I got the last Douglas Fir on the lot!

You do know a Douglas fir isn’t really a fir? It’s a pseudo fir. So you got a pseudo Christmas tree. Congrats on not getting shot though.

 

[thedddd]

He might be the coolest guy alive.

 

[dare2be]

You do know a Douglas fir isn’t really a fir? It’s a pseudo fir. So you got a pseudo Christmas tree. Congrats on not getting shot though.

If he doesn't know it's counterfeit now, wait until the dye pack explodes on him when he starts to decorate it.

 

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[Comeds]

Not feeling so great about my tree choice now. Or the things I did yesterday to get it.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

HockeyFights dot com on Instagram: "but EA said it’s in the game"

9,257 likes, 164 comments - hockeyfights on December 13, 2022: "but EA said it’s in the game"

www.instagram.com

 

[buffhockey]

 

[elocomotive]

Not feeling so great about my tree choice now. Or the things I did yesterday to get it.

Why? Did you hire one of those German cum guys to pick it up for you?

Comeds to wife: "What do you mean, I didn't ask for a flocked tree?!? .... Oh no... everyone clear the room."

 

[mattola]

Why? Did you hire one of those German cum guys to pick it up for you?

Comeds to wife: "What do you mean, I didn't ask for a flocked tree?!? .... Oh no... everyone clear the room."

You mean the house I went to wasn't Comeds?

who the puck was that couple? and why were they so rough

 

[mattola]

i posted a tweet on Squirrels being at war with the Kiebler Elves for centuries and it got 19,143 views lol.... I believe this is what Twitter was created for