OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Darkstone42]

I wonder what sparked that little conflict.

 

[mattola]

I wonder what sparked that little conflict.

no fresh basil for the soup

 

[jstewismybastardson]

no fresh basil for the soup

chef decided to substitute LSD for MSG in the pho

 

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With all the plates being smashed, it must be one of those Greek Pho restaurants...

 

[mattola]

chef decided to substitute LSD for MSG in the pho

With all the plates being smashed, it must be one of those Greek Pho restaurants...

they got egg noodle instead of rice noodle. that really pisses me the pho off

 

[jstewismybastardson]

they got egg noodle instead of rice noodle. that really pisses me the pho off

pho sho bro!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

With all the plates being smashed, it must be one of those Greek Pho restaurants...

opa gangnam style ...

 

[puckhead]

I kept looking for a wardrobe malfunction.

 

[Darkstone42]

no fresh basil for the soup

You can't have pho without fresh basil, it's true.

 

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9 charged with taking bets on youth football in South Fla., including setting point spreads - Yahoo! News Canada

 

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And away we go...

ASIA - Chinese man who sued wife for being ugly awarded $120,000

 

[IPostedWhat]

So the dog attacks a small child, and everyone just goes their separate ways after they manage to pull the dog off?

 

[Darkstone42]

And away we go...

ASIA - Chinese man who sued wife for being ugly awarded $120,000

That's really strange. So he's suing her because she had plastic surgery before meeting him? What were the actual "false pretenses?" "I thought you were beautiful, and you actually do look beautiful, but at one time, before I met you, you were ugly." I just don't get it.

 

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That's really strange. So he's suing her because she had plastic surgery before meeting him? What were the actual "false pretenses?" "I thought you were beautiful, and you actually do look beautiful, but at one time, before I met you, you were ugly." I just don't get it.

I think he's more suing his wife for allegedly being unfaithful (his baby daughter doesn't look anything like him apparently).

/I'm sure glad neither of my daughters look like me

 

[puckhead]

That's really strange. So he's suing her because she had plastic surgery before meeting him? What were the actual "false pretenses?" "I thought you were beautiful, and you actually do look beautiful, but at one time, before I met you, you were ugly." I just don't get it.

He didn't want ugly kids.
look at Denise Richards... hot as hell AFTER all the work was done, but her kids are ugly, because that comes from the genes.



oops forgot something...

 

[mattola]

He didn't want ugly kids.
look at Denise Richards... hot as hell AFTER all the work was done, but her kids are ugly, because that comes from the genes.



oops forgot something...

i can actually understand why he was awarded that in their court. its perfectly logical

 

[DevilishWon]

He didn't want ugly kids.
look at Denise Richards... hot as hell AFTER all the work was done, but her kids are ugly, because that comes from the genes.



oops forgot something...

There you go!

 

[puckhead]

you're doing it wrong

Parademics rush to YVR after two airport-goers swallow 'significant amount of cocaine'

 

[puckhead]

you also, are doing it wrong

Boy dies after falling into African Painted Dogs exhibit at... | www.wpxi.com

Major Crimes Lt. Kevin Kraus said the child’s mother had lifted him onto a railing on an observation deck for the exhibit housing 11 painted dogs. “The mother picked the child up, put him on the railing,” Kraus said. “Almost immediately after that, he fell into the pit.”

 

[puckhead]

oh, 900