OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

I was rough-housing with my aunt and her hand accidentally grazed my penis. We laughed it off but now I fear the Aunt-Nephew Summer Dance tonight is going to be weird.

Just sent this to Parade magazine. Fingers crossed.

 

[buffhockey]

Any Tesla owners want to try it?

 

[forty_three]

Was just standing in the kitchen with all 3 little (well, not little anymore) 43s. My son was complaining about some of the logistics about moving off campus this year. I asked if he wanted me to help with some part of it and he said, somewhat snidely, that he could handle it. So I said "Chump don't want no he'p, chump don't get no he'p. Jive ass fool ain't got no brains anyhow" as I started to walk away. All three of them lost it.

This is where I realized none of them have seen Airplane and now I have to balance letting them think I am that funny and showing them a great movie.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I was rough-housing with my aunt and her hand accidentally grazed my penis. We laughed it off but now I fear the Aunt-Nephew Summer Dance tonight is going to be weird.

I was worried for nothing, the Aunt Nephew Summer Dance was never going to be weird. And the Silver Linings Playbook theme was fun too.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

lol

 

[Comeds]

lol

I wonder if the 3rd row from bottom on the right are made from real dinosaurs.

I always loved shrimp and when I was a young kid I would get happy when told we were having shrimp for dinner. About half the time it was real shrimp my mother would prepare somehow, the other half it was frozen diced up things made into shapes that looked like shrimp. Hey, we did not have a lot of money back then.

 

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[Comeds]

Ummm, I am watching the Ken Burns Vietnam documentary and did not expect to see Habs columnist Jack Todd.

 

[puckhead]

if you've got a vampire problem in the neighborhood, not a bad idea.
not sure the menthol shampoo though.

 

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

if you've got a vampire problem in the neighborhood, not a bad idea.
not sure the menthol shampoo though.

It is to attract people who smoke these.

 

[puckhead]

It is to attract people who smoke these.

so it's for the "I don't smoke, but still want to smell like shit" crowd.

 

[buffhockey]

The wife bought me bourbon body wash.

It really didn't smell like bourbon, or taste like it...

 

[dash]

The wife bought me bourbon body wash.

It really didn't smell like bourbon, or taste like it...

I like Hennigan's...No smell, no tell scotch.

 

[Comeds]

Don't want to put these in the RIP thread and hijack it.




Grumpy old out of touch rich white guy. Good announcer though......

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

That the lineup to Dover?

 

[puckhead]

think we found Gaetz' burner