OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dare2be]

If there is a song written specifically for a movie, it should be a requirement that the leads in the film sing it.

Love Lifts Us Up (Where We Belong) should have been sung by Richard Gere and Debra Winger, Maybe substitute Louis Gosset Jr for one of them.

(I've Had) The Time Of My Life should have been sung by Swayze and Grey

Best That You Can Do (Arthur’s Theme) should have been the sweet sweet voice of Dudley Moore.

Streets Of Philadelhia should have been sung by Tom Hanks and/or Denzel

Don't You Forget About Me should have been the entire cast

Fight The Power should have been sung by Spike Lee and Danny Aiello


I will vote for any candidate that can get this done. Stop fooling the people Hollywood!

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Not sure if it was written for the movie, but Everybody Wants to Rule the World should have been sung by Val Kilmer and Gabriel Jarret.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

Now we know comeds' real name (or alias) is joe heenan

 

[thedddd]

I was going to say only in Florida but this is Florida's northern Cousin/Sister/Mother....Ohio.

Akron police investigating after 58-foot bridge goes missing

AKRON, Ohio (WJW) — Akron police have investigated the theft of all kinds of valuables over the years, but for the first time in anyone’s memory, detectives are trying to find out who stole a…

fox8.com

 

[forty_three]

I was going to say only in Florida but this is Florida's northern Cousin/Sister/Mother....Ohio.

Akron police investigating after 58-foot bridge goes missing

AKRON, Ohio (WJW) — Akron police have investigated the theft of all kinds of valuables over the years, but for the first time in anyone’s memory, detectives are trying to find out who stole a…

fox8.com

Prime suspects:

 

[puckhead]

Prime suspects:

i was looking for a gif from the movie "Bridge over the River Kwai", but got this instead.

 

[thedddd]

i was looking for a gif from the movie "Bridge over the River Kwai", but got this instead.

Essentially the same movie.

 

[forty_three]

Tornadoes are terrifying. This is a combine harvester from Kentucky that just rolled into the shop for repairs.

 

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[Comeds]

Im in the office for a bit today and spent the first 10 minutes arranging my desktop to make it look like I am very busy while in fact I am doing absolutely nothing. Its the most important work I have done all week. have emails open, a spreadsheet open, a skype chat window open.....and all I am doing is sitting quietly with my eyes shut.

 

[Comeds]

I found an old box of paperback books many of which are from the Further Adventures Of The Dukes Of Hazzard series. Does anyone know if they are canon, or if they are just ‘what ifs”? The series was great, but the love and respect between the cousins really jumps off the page. And the descriptions of the hot and humid Georgia summers is amazing. I have only read one, “Luke Gets Amnesia”, but I highly recommend them.

 

[puckhead]

Im in the office for a bit today and spent the first 10 minutes arranging my desktop to make it look like I am very busy while in fact I am doing absolutely nothing. Its the most important work I have done all week. have emails open, a spreadsheet open, a skype chat window open.....and all I am doing is sitting quietly with my eyes shut.

recommend shaking tings up by walking around the office purposefully with a single piece of paper.

 

[Comeds]

recommend shaking tings up by walking around the office purposefully with a single piece of paper.

Thats a classic when there are more people here. The key is to look busy, but not troubled - then people might ask if you need help.

 

[thedddd]

recommend shaking tings up by walking around the office purposefully with a single piece of paper.

An old co-worker did was have his head set in, holding his cell phone and every so often say "yeah". He literally got promoted for the act of looking very busy.

On top of that if you have a white board. Have some fancy Bullshit diagram on it and in the top corner have the quote "Do not erase".

 

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An old co-worker did was have his head set in, holding his cell phone and every so often say "yeah". He literally got promoted for the act of looking very busy.

On top of that if you have a white board. Have some fancy Bullshit diagram on it and in the top corner have the quote "Do not erase".

Or you can pull a Costanza and lock your keys in your car if you have a designated parking stall. Makes it appear that you're beating the first guy into the office in the morning and working past the last guy who leaves in the evening.

/Just make sure to remove all the flyers that might get attached to your car

 

[Comeds]

The Mr. And Mrs. Smith reboot looks odd, but I'll give it a shot.

 

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The judges would have also accepted Blame It On Naples.

/Florida, not Italy.

 

[forty_three]

The Mr. And Mrs. Smith reboot looks odd, but I'll give it a shot.

I hear he was terrified by her botox and...

Well....




You know

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The judges would have also accepted Blame It On Nipples.

 

[thedddd]

Ouch