OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[sbb122]

 

[dash]

 

[puckhead]

 

[puckhead]

comeds, not sure if you had this marked down in your calendar.
not sure if it's an annual event.
I'm also not sure if you have to do it for the entire 3 hours.

 

[dare2be]

comeds, not sure if you had this marked down in your calendar.
not sure if it's an annual event.
I'm also not sure if you have to do it for the entire 3 hours.

What does wark mean?

 

[dash]

What does wark mean?

It's a quark that is getting his rocks off.

 

[dare2be]

It's a quark that is getting his rocks off.

You took my bait, but you could have done better.

 

[dash]

You took my bait, but you could have done better.

Call it a quirk.

 

[forty_three]

Only missing this:

 

[dash]

^

Man, they sure love Hal Gill in Ohio.

 

[forty_three]

^

Man, they sure love Hal Gill in Ohio.

He's our state flower.

 

[sbb122]

Only missing this:

That could be PA too

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Only missing this:

Wow that's a lot of Dion Phaneufs at the bottom of that plate.

 

[dash]

Wow that's a lot of Dion Phaneufs at the bottom of that plate.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

13 Things Only Assholes Say, According to Reddit

From horrible bosses to nightmare roommates, we’ve all encountered our fair share of jerks in life. I’m not talking about you, of course. I’m sure yo

lifehacker.com

If you dont have time, here's the list:

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?” (unless sang like "do you hear what I hear" after someone seriously asks that question)
“I’m brutally brutal.”
“Are you pooping in there?”
“Sorry at the Renaissance Festival we dont have defibrillators. It would not be historically accurate. Maybe a turkey leg would help”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You have nice smile, bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.”
“You’ve just lost a customer, Mr. Tire.”
“I thinks its going to be the best Thanksgiving ever!”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses, give me scapegoats.”
“HR? Does that stand for hot receptionist?”
“I’m an iced coffee guy.”

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Fuck right off

 

[forty_three]

Fuck right off

Would they let me ride my bike off the cliff on that?

 

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Watch this story by 22 Minutes on Instagram before it disappears.

 

[dare2be]

@Comeds , did this answer your question?