OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

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Oh my God, it's happening

 

[Comeds]

Battle on the Bonsai boards!

 

[dash]

Battle on the Bonsai boards!

These guys should both just go and wax off.

 

[puckhead]

dumbass

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I still sometimes take a shuffle step when im out for a run, turn the corner and come upon this

 

[thedddd]

I still sometimes take a shuffle step when im out for a run, turn the corner and come upon this

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On that note:

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article245685550.html

I do frequent the National Park and the trails and always on guard.

 

[puckhead]

smoke going that way, Saharan sand coming this way
it's messy up there.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

smoke going that way, Saharan sand coming this way
it's messy up there.

Haha, you thought closing your border could stop us from fucking things up for you still, eh?

Pfft. 'Merica!

 

[puckhead]

off his meds again

 

[dash]

Obligatory...

 

[Comeds]

smoke going that way, Saharan sand coming this way
it's messy up there.

Sandstorms to the left,
Fires to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you

 

[dash]

Related, some of the best lines in Simpsons history:

Abe Simpson: Hey, that's my son up there.
Old guy: Who, the balding fat ass?
Abe Simpson: Er, the Hindu guy.

 

[dash]

Sandstorms to the left,
Fires to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you

Everybody is Mr. Orange these days.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Haha, you thought closing your border could stop us from fucking things up for you still, eh?

Pfft. 'Merica!

 

[dare2be]

She's not one of them. And she sure loves her semi-colon.

 

[puckhead]

oh no, not Jerry!
seriously, wtf?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

 

[jstewismybastardson]