OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Voltaire26]

Y'all have to forgive me, I am from Michigan ... What's a Barbershop?

 

[Comeds]

The game is afoot!

 

[dash]

This guy says, "Go ahead, ban handguns"

 

[Comeds]

Don't tempt me man, I got an itchy trigger toe!

 

[dash]

Don't tempt me man, I got an itchy trigger toe!

I hope the police assign their best gumshoe to this case.

 

[Comeds]

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy said "Give me the mother fuckin' cash before someone gets shot!"

 

[thedddd]

Quit tiptoe'ing around and give me the money.

Seriously it is not like they are moving fast. I wonder if they could have just circled behind them and knocked the gun out of their feet.

 

[dash]

Quit tiptoe'ing around and give me the money.

Seriously it is not like they are moving fast. I wonder if they could have just circled behind them and knocked the gun out of their feet.

Moving about as fast as the wheels of justice.

 

[thedddd]

NASA

 

[forty_three]

Tornado Warning expires in Brevard County ahead of historic SpaceX launch

 

[dare2be]

Tornado Warning expires in Brevard County ahead of historic SpaceX launch

Musk probably greased the palms of the NWS in order to get the warning removed in time for launch.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I cant breathe AND ITS NOT COVID

 

[forty_three]

Launch scrubbed due to weather. Aim is to go Saturday now.

 

[puckhead]

bonus points for the high face-palm

 

[Comeds]

I had one of my first sexual experiences at a Wang Chung concert in the late 80s. Let me give you more details. Wang Chung was a English new wave band consisting primarily of two members - Nick Feldman and Jack Hues. They had their main sucess in the late 80s with the album Mosaic which featured 3 top 40 singles.

 

[dash]

I had one of my first sexual experiences at a Wang Chung concert in the late 80s. Let me give you more details. Wang Chung was a English new wave band consisting primarily of two members - Nick Feldman and Jack Hues. They had their main sucess in the late 80s with the album Mosaic which featured 3 top 40 singles.

It's like you're not in the mood to give us details.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's like you're not in the mood to give us details.

He needed her and she needed him.

 

[dash]

 

[puckhead]

 

[jstewismybastardson]