OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

calling my former bank to get some tax information, call center is in Philippines.
nice to hear they have employees forking from home, as every time his mic is activated I hear roosters crowing in the background.

It's nice of the company to give them the tine to fork from home.

 

[puckhead]

It's nice of the company to give them the tine to fork from home.

wow. f and w aren't even beside each other on the keyboard.
i'm gonna leave it.

 

[Comeds]

Where have all the barbers gone
And all the hair salons?
Where's the streetwise Paul Mitchell to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white pole with blue and red stripes?
Late at night I floss then I comb
And I try hard not to gripe

I need a haircut
I'm holding out for a haircut 'til the end of the night
It's gotten too long
It's into my eyes
And it's starting to get me in fights
I need a haircut
I'm holding out for a haircut 'til the morning light
It's got to be clean
It's got to be short
I'm starting to get looks from the wife
Looks from the wife

 

[Comeds]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Waititi making the next star wars on the cheap ... cheep ... cheep


/fuck me

 

[puckhead]

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

Guns. Is there any problem they can't solve?

 

[dash]

Father Remington is fired up over this baptism.

 

[puckhead]

Best caption I saw was

Put the baby down Karen, this is between you and me

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

One of my favorite exchanges ever came from that show:
Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

/ higgy:

 

[Comeds]

Leave the gun, take the baby.

 

[puckhead]

because X Æ A-12 is not quite fucking weird enough.

Grimes And Elon Musk Have Updated Their Baby’s Name With Roman Numerals

 

[puckhead]

me, first day out of quarantine

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

So that's where Claude Lemieux is these days...Interesting.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dare2be]

Give me all the money or I'll handicap your ass!"