OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

I asked a coworker for a Blow Pop which she has a jar of on her desk. Now I am trying to convince her I asked for a blow job so she will call HR and I can get out of this place.

 

[dash]

I asked a coworker for a Blow Pop which she has a jar of on her desk. Now I am trying to convince her I asked for a blow job so she will call HR and I can get out of this place.

Comeds, are you still going into the office?

 

[Comeds]

Comeds, are you still going into the office?

Yeah, ghost town here and we are told to work at home. But so far my team is working 12 hour days 1nd im going on 14 straight days.

 

[dash]

Yeah, ghost town here and we are told to work at home. But so far my team is working 12 hour days 1nd im going on 14 straight days.

Geez, that is a incredibly tough fortnight. Take care of yourself, my friend.

 

[forty_three]

Yeah, ghost town here and we are told to work at home. But so far my team is working 12 hour days 1nd im going on 14 straight days.

Rough man. Hang in there.

 

[puckhead]

 

[puckhead]

Nope!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Nope!

Completely by coincidence, Ice Cube, J-Lo, and Jon Voight were spotted nearby.

 

[Comeds]

But it will be alright. Good news is my boss's boss overruled him and told him to let us have the weekend off. Yay.

Nevermind. Day off just cancelled and told - not asked - that we may be working overnight.

 

[dash]

Nevermind. Day off just cancelled and told - not asked - that we may be working overnight.

I hope you are at least racking up the OT pay.

/Along with danger pay

 

[puckhead]

Nevermind. Day off just cancelled and told - not asked - that we may be working overnight.

Keep meticulous track of your hours.
If your boss is a dipshit, their boss might not be

 

[Comeds]

I even planned on spending some time today reworking Billy Ocean's Caribbean Queen into a Quarantine Queen song parody, I don't even feel like it now.

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

Crossover country superstar Kenny Rogers dies at age 81

RIP....

 

[mattola]

Crossover country superstar Kenny Rogers dies at age 81

RIP....

RIP

 

[dash]

Listened to plenty of Kenny Rogers growing up, RIP.

 

[forty_three]

RIP Gambler.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Oh Micheal, don't drive the lane on me

 

[puckhead]

Crossover country superstar Kenny Rogers dies at age 81

RIP....

And somewhere in the darkness
The gambler he broke even
But in his final words
I found an ace that I could keep