OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

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Are those garlic sausage coils on top. Things are gonna be messy !!!!

 

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Are those garlic sausage coils on top. Things are gonna be messy !!!!

lol - I'm thinking if he cut back on some of the sausage rolls, he probably wouldn't need as much TP.

 

[puckhead]

That works...

 

[forty_three]

That works...

New York tax payers ask if it can "get done" in 3.

 

[Comeds]

Because of certain comments made by someone last year, use of the phrase 'stimulus package' is forbidden in my office.

 

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[Comeds]

Hopefully Tom Hanks and Rita (Ms. Wilson if you're nasty) recover quickly and painlessly.
Who should play them in the movie? My choices: Liz Hurley as Rita, Lakeith Stanfield as Tom.


By the way I will try to keep all my Corona related jokes to this thread, not the Coffee thread. It seems as though serious updates are being posted there (and in the Cornona Virus thread) and I do not want to come across as flip and uncaring. I use humor as a defense mechanism, always have.

I think it started when my parents sat me down telling me they had something important to tell me

and after that I never trusted the Portuguese again and have since felt the need to protect myself both internally and and externally with humor.

Edit - WTF 18 paragraphs of this post were deleted?!?

 

[forty_three]

Hopefully Tom Hanks and Rita (Ms. Wilson if you're nasty) recover quickly and painlessly.
Who should play them in the movie? My choices: Liz Hurley as Rita, Lakeith Stanfield as Tom.


By the way I will try to keep all my Corona related jokes to this thread, not the Coffee thread. It seems as though serious updates are being posted there (and in the Cornona Virus thread) and I do not want to come across as flip and uncaring. I use humor as a defense mechanism, always have.

I think it started when my parents sat me down telling me they had something important to tell me

and after that I never trusted the Portuguese again and have since felt the need to protect myself both internally and and externally with humor.

Edit - WTF 18 paragraphs of this post were deleted?!?

Only if there are gratuitous nude scenes.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

and after that I never trusted the Portuguese again and have since felt the need to protect myself both internally and and externally with humor.

The fuck did we do to you?

I mean, not a bad idea in general but I am kinda curious.

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

Look a cure for Coronavirus!

 

[thedddd]

Since I got this time on my hands I guess it is time to play Desert Bus.


Probably the worst most mundane game ever does have a cult following and raised a ton of money over the years.

Desert Bus for Hope

 

[Comeds]

It's all fun and games, song parodies, and jokes until i might be working 12 hour days for the next week. Mismanagement at it's finest. And a huge event but still mismanagement.

 

[puckhead]

 

[puckhead]

you know how sometimes these are labeled "that had to hurt"?

 

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you know how sometimes these are labeled "that had to hurt"?

The news said it was a bear marker, but it still looks bullish to me.

 

[forty_three]

you know how sometimes these are labeled "that had to hurt"?

 

[thedddd]

Seriously how did he live after that?

 

[mattola]

Seriously how did he live after that?

I saw the bull run away. Looked fine

 

[puckhead]