OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[forty_three]

VIDEO: Plane makes emergency landing on the beach in Ocean City

Not to be pedantic, guys... but that's not the beach. That's the ocean.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Was Five for Fighting playing on the jukebox? Give them a combined 100 years

 

[dash]

Also, in case anyone was wondering and it completes the alliteration, the arrest of Five Guys Fighting at Five Guys was in Florida.

 

[forty_three]

 

[mattola]

That escalated quickly

 

[Comeds]

Wouldn't that just double the problem?

 

[dash]

Wouldn't that just double the problem?

Math checks out

 

[Comeds]

Well I guess the Green Goblin is real now.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/franky-zapata-flyboard/index.html

 

[puckhead]

These beer choices are intimidating

 

[forty_three]

 

[Comeds]

How was my weekend? Let me tell you how my weekend was.

Wild horse kicks speedo-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You guyse get your invites or wut?

 

[dash]

It's National Tequila day today, so the following is obligatory...

 

[elocomotive]

You guyse get your invites or wut?

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C'mon, I mean that's ridiculous. Obviously a doctored photo. You know I know that fuckface is one word!

 

[forty_three]

C'mon, I mean that's ridiculous. Obviously a doctored photo. You know I know that fuckface is one word!

Au Contraire

 

[Comeds]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

RIP RUTGER

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dare2be]

Labatt's makes a similar product, but the milk comes in bags.