OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[elocomotive]

The plane began making its descent but vanished from radar screens at 6,200 feet in a mountainous area.

(raises hand) Listen, I'm not a plane crash investigator... but I think I know what happened.

Russia's state-run United Aircraft Corp. said the defect did not affect passenger safety.

I'd be shocked that a state-run company in Russia wouldn't tell the truth!

Russia has hoped that the short- to mid-range jet, which made its maiden run in 2008, will help it break into international markets dominated by Boeing and Airbus.

I'd temper those expectations.

 

[IPostedWhat]

(raises hand) Listen, I'm not a plane crash investigator... but I think I know what happened.

Are you saying they are going to make a sequel to the movie "Alive"?

I hope it has robots.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

sources? sounds like I need to add a follow or two
that's good stuff

the mask one was from @funnyordie

second was from @SteveintheKT (canucks blogger from the province who lives in Houston,TX)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

so ... yah ... um ... about that whole thing about the world ending in December 2012

Nevermind the Apocalypse: Earliest Mayan Calendar Found | Space.com

 

[IPostedWhat]

The whole Mayan Calendar was wrong even before today because they didn't have leap years.

 

[dash]

Who knew ATM machines were bolted to the floor? Oh well, my cop uniform won't arouse any suspicion

Fake Mountie arrested after allegedly trying to steal ATM in B.C. | Daily Buzz - Yahoo! News Canada

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Who knew ATM machines were bolted to the floor? Oh well, my cop uniform won't arouse any suspicion

Fake Mountie arrested after allegedly trying to steal ATM in B.C. | Daily Buzz - Yahoo! News Canada

Was he going to carry it away on his horse?

 

[dash]

Was he going to carry it away on his horse?

As long as it's under 100 lbs, is up to the task...

/rep

 

[sbb122]

Egypt funeral turns into a celebration after ?dead? man awakes | Good News - Yahoo! News Canada

 

[mattola]

Video - Dog wins Britain's Got Talent

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Egypt funeral turns into a celebration after ?dead? man awakes | Good News - Yahoo! News Canada

Someone call Brendan Fraser!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Report: Standoff near Baldwin ends after tank blast through window | MLive.com

According to Traverse City-based 9 & 10 News, a 13-hour standoff on South Foreman Road ended after a tank shot a hole in the back window and sprayed in tear gas, forcing the man outside.

Sheriff Johnson explained, "Battering rams, or simply knocking out a window with a hammer or brick is for faggots. We originally bought the tank for chasing drunk drivers, but now we use it for everything".

 

[puckhead]

Sheriff Johnson played by James Garner?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Fuck baseball bats...next time I'm bringing the tanks!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Mother joins son in West Michigan bodybuilding competition | MLive.com

Momma is one tough Kunst.

 

[sbb122]

Vancouver man upset, accused of trolling

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Vancouver man upset, accused of trolling

Well sbb.... it looks like B&W is threatening to.... LEAVE the board....

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Dominic Deville, An Evil Birthday Clown, Stalks Your Child For A Fee

Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.

Finally, something to help my son get over his crippling fear of circus clowns.

 

[Comeds]

Dominic Deville, An Evil Birthday Clown, Stalks Your Child For A Fee



Finally, something to help my son get over his crippling fear of circus clowns.

Nice. The kind fellow saw a need and a void a created a service to fill it.

 

[IPostedWhat]

So this means the Priest at my church was an evil birthday clown the whole time?

Huh, I never did get a cake in my face, but there was always plenty of frosting.